Starlight in the sky
Unfathomably distant
Brings me renewed hope

Try to get a laugh
Just Hiding behind the mask
But really I’m sad

My god this shit stinks
I keep on telling myself
Don’t eat Taco Bell

Alternatively:

My god this shit stinks
It’s painful runny and red
should call a doctor

Sometimes my balls itch
When I’m able to scratch
I have peace at last

Sit back and enjoy
These are the first of many
Terrible poetry

This is my first post
I write terrible haikus
Bad poem enjoyer