NORTH AMERICAN SCUM
tableaux.bsky.social
NORTH AMERICAN SCUM
@tableaux.bsky.social
DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE
Vampires do not sleep, Chuck.
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Here's my commonsense reform for ICE, Chuck:

1) Abolish the agency
2) Prosecute all agents & leadership to the fullest extent possible (incl. Noem & Miller)
3) Bar all former agents from any federal jobs going forward, whether it's a law enforcement position or otherwise
February 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Peak fitness
February 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Will be better than Jack Smith publicly testifying saying what everyone already knows, the rot is at the top.
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The gilded spoon fed spawn sure have a knack for failing upward.
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Will be a shame when he suddenly falls out of an open window.
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 AM
How about a house in a walkable neighborhood instead?
January 26, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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You don’t what?
January 25, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 12:14 AM