banner: bar roofbeam reads 'ALL I NEED IS JUST TO HEAR A SONG I KNOW'
profile: man w/ a mustache peeks from under white playplace balls
- chocolate pieces
- fresh banana slices
- homemade butterscotch pudding
- silky chocolate ganache
- Biscoff™️ cookie crust
- +whipped cream (not pictured cuz it covers everything up and then you can't see the good stuff 🤷)
- chocolate pieces
- fresh banana slices
- homemade butterscotch pudding
- silky chocolate ganache
- Biscoff™️ cookie crust
- +whipped cream (not pictured cuz it covers everything up and then you can't see the good stuff 🤷)
- squash pistachio sticky bun
- churro crossaint filled w/ pastry cream
- vanilla corn cappuccino
- mesquite chai latte
- squash pistachio sticky bun
- churro crossaint filled w/ pastry cream
- vanilla corn cappuccino
- mesquite chai latte
a perfect Sunday morning album
a perfect Sunday morning album
killer deconstruction album 😭🎶
killer deconstruction album 😭🎶
Moveys by Slow Pulp
Moveys by Slow Pulp
🚨 it is legal to marry a child in 2/3rds (34/51*) of US states 🚨 *incl. DC
a real We-Are-The-Baddies moment to let *THAT* sink in
🚨 it is legal to marry a child in 2/3rds (34/51*) of US states 🚨 *incl. DC
a real We-Are-The-Baddies moment to let *THAT* sink in
yyyyea... how's THAT goink?*
*purposeful misspelling to invoke a similarly bad mid-2010s take that also aged extra poorly 👇
(2mos before the Steph Curry MVP Warriors won the 2015 title *as the #1 seed*, btw)
yyyyea... how's THAT goink?*
*purposeful misspelling to invoke a similarly bad mid-2010s take that also aged extra poorly 👇
(2mos before the Steph Curry MVP Warriors won the 2015 title *as the #1 seed*, btw)
it's *daikon radish* topped with green onion & crispy garlic, on miso mashed potatoes w/ roasted veggies (bok choy, mushrooms, onion & Fresno chilies)
it's *daikon radish* topped with green onion & crispy garlic, on miso mashed potatoes w/ roasted veggies (bok choy, mushrooms, onion & Fresno chilies)
will read a book first page: hey
that is not at all FUCK YOU, GUY!
about X-ianity.. you will *never*
flee it's shadow!
will read a book first page: hey
that is not at all FUCK YOU, GUY!
about X-ianity.. you will *never*
flee it's shadow!
what have I missed from 2025?
what have I missed from 2025?
he noticed "hey.. I say I'm concerned for the souls of these girls but then the RESULT of my religious work is that .. they want to bang me in the grass and *I oblige them* and woah maybe that's not great 😬"
he noticed "hey.. I say I'm concerned for the souls of these girls but then the RESULT of my religious work is that .. they want to bang me in the grass and *I oblige them* and woah maybe that's not great 😬"