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Sat at my computer and played games for like 4 hours. I feel like a zombie and a loser. I can’t believe I used to do that multiple times a week.
December 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Sat at my computer and played games for like 4 hours. I feel like a zombie and a loser. I can’t believe I used to do that multiple times a week.
Cat with watermelon has started. Maybe I’ll finish it.
December 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Cat with watermelon has started. Maybe I’ll finish it.
Every time I go to the art store I buy more tiny canvases but never buy smaller brushes
December 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Every time I go to the art store I buy more tiny canvases but never buy smaller brushes
I wish my bestie girl lived near me so we could do girly things together
December 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I wish my bestie girl lived near me so we could do girly things together
I still get kinda scared that a snake is gonna come out of the toilet and bite my butthole when I pee at night
December 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I still get kinda scared that a snake is gonna come out of the toilet and bite my butthole when I pee at night
I kinda wanna start wearing lipstick but I feel like people would be like “why are you wearing lipstick”
December 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I kinda wanna start wearing lipstick but I feel like people would be like “why are you wearing lipstick”
One time my ex was rolling a blunt and dropped the weed and started punching himself in the face
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
One time my ex was rolling a blunt and dropped the weed and started punching himself in the face
Abusive bf likes to work and sleep instead of hang out with me 24/7. Calling the police
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Abusive bf likes to work and sleep instead of hang out with me 24/7. Calling the police
I need to get more jolly ASAP
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I need to get more jolly ASAP
I’m so fucking BORED. Gonna start a band with my dogs
December 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m so fucking BORED. Gonna start a band with my dogs
WHEN THE PROMISE X WHEN IN ROME COMES ON, TURN THAT SHIT UPPPPPP
December 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
WHEN THE PROMISE X WHEN IN ROME COMES ON, TURN THAT SHIT UPPPPPP
Best part about being a shitty graphic designer is that I can wear my beanie all the way down to my eyebrows
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Best part about being a shitty graphic designer is that I can wear my beanie all the way down to my eyebrows
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This is elder abuse (complimentary)
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This is elder abuse (complimentary)
New step in my daily routine. Mom loves it
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
New step in my daily routine. Mom loves it
Work was so bad today. I bet I’ll feel better if I lay motionless in bed for a few hours
December 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Work was so bad today. I bet I’ll feel better if I lay motionless in bed for a few hours
Every time I see the words “tomorrow when the farm boys find…” I get a fucking pit in my stomach and feel bad for like 5 days at least
December 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Every time I see the words “tomorrow when the farm boys find…” I get a fucking pit in my stomach and feel bad for like 5 days at least
Feel like I need to skin myself alive and roll around in lime juice
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Feel like I need to skin myself alive and roll around in lime juice
Living with a martyr is like having a million leeches attached to my body at all times
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Living with a martyr is like having a million leeches attached to my body at all times
My bf doing the crossword on list mode makes me want to kill him and then break up with him
December 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My bf doing the crossword on list mode makes me want to kill him and then break up with him
I know all my coworkers give toothy blowjobs
December 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I know all my coworkers give toothy blowjobs
I always think I need to kms until I see some fandom poster on Instagram then I think THEY need to kts and I feel better
December 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I always think I need to kms until I see some fandom poster on Instagram then I think THEY need to kts and I feel better
The holidays are really triggering my grief so I’m just gonna have to make people really uncomfortable with dead dad jokes the rest of the month
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The holidays are really triggering my grief so I’m just gonna have to make people really uncomfortable with dead dad jokes the rest of the month
I’m super straight but cmon BOOBS
December 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’m super straight but cmon BOOBS
Every day is a battle between wanting to be vegetarian again and cured meats
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Every day is a battle between wanting to be vegetarian again and cured meats
Italian sub is a perfect food
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Italian sub is a perfect food