is Kokomo a real place? no, come on you have to leave that type of thinking behind, that's mainland mindset; what they're doing here is more sophisticated than that, it's about the psychogeography of the tropics, the island breezes we feel in our souls, here let me play it again but louder this time
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
is Kokomo a real place? no, come on you have to leave that type of thinking behind, that's mainland mindset; what they're doing here is more sophisticated than that, it's about the psychogeography of the tropics, the island breezes we feel in our souls, here let me play it again but louder this time
there are three or four time zones in my head which i can toggle between like i'm clicking through a view-master special-format stereoscope
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
there are three or four time zones in my head which i can toggle between like i'm clicking through a view-master special-format stereoscope
today's LinkedIn challenge: connect with 50 different people wearing cowboy hats in their profile pic
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
today's LinkedIn challenge: connect with 50 different people wearing cowboy hats in their profile pic
bartleby the rise and grinder
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
bartleby the rise and grinder
putting a capo on my frontal lobe to hear my thoughts in a different key for a bit
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM
putting a capo on my frontal lobe to hear my thoughts in a different key for a bit
'warfighter vernacular english,' or WFVE for short, pulls together elements of tech industry jargon, military argot, and post-4chan shibboleth to form an emerging subdialect which linguists describe as 'incredibly stupid and tedious'
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
'warfighter vernacular english,' or WFVE for short, pulls together elements of tech industry jargon, military argot, and post-4chan shibboleth to form an emerging subdialect which linguists describe as 'incredibly stupid and tedious'
when i drove from LA to vegas it was fine, barstow came and went without notable incident
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
when i drove from LA to vegas it was fine, barstow came and went without notable incident
fermi paradox solution: we're just too annoying
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
fermi paradox solution: we're just too annoying
this is my buddy ernst ludwig kirchner
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
this is my buddy ernst ludwig kirchner
FOIA requests later found a tranche of documents showing that the DOJ repeatedly attempted to transfer ted kaczynski to the smithsonian national zoological park's panda enclosure
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
FOIA requests later found a tranche of documents showing that the DOJ repeatedly attempted to transfer ted kaczynski to the smithsonian national zoological park's panda enclosure
astronomers call it a 'tempura moon' a rare event where conditions align in just the right way to coat the lunar surface with panko and lightly fry the entire celestial body to a golden brown
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
astronomers call it a 'tempura moon' a rare event where conditions align in just the right way to coat the lunar surface with panko and lightly fry the entire celestial body to a golden brown
whenever i feel stuck i just hop on linkedin and connect with a couple dozen random people, today i made great inroads into the rare earth processing sector, they're all my friends now
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
whenever i feel stuck i just hop on linkedin and connect with a couple dozen random people, today i made great inroads into the rare earth processing sector, they're all my friends now
i work at a startup that enriches uranium
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
i work at a startup that enriches uranium
that broadly popular social phenomenon? actually it's unique to my demographic, we call it 'demographic phenomenon' and it defines our culture; don't believe me? just ask the narrow sampling of us who use a niche social media platform
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 AM
that broadly popular social phenomenon? actually it's unique to my demographic, we call it 'demographic phenomenon' and it defines our culture; don't believe me? just ask the narrow sampling of us who use a niche social media platform
becoming a luptonian machine-human cyborg assemblage at the conveyor belt sushi restaurant
November 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
becoming a luptonian machine-human cyborg assemblage at the conveyor belt sushi restaurant
hear a sharp snap in the night so i go and check the rat traps this morning and sure enough it's another goddamn odradek in there, near whacked in half too, what a mess
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
hear a sharp snap in the night so i go and check the rat traps this morning and sure enough it's another goddamn odradek in there, near whacked in half too, what a mess
it should be legal for anyone to befriend the richest ten people, if you're that wealthy, you should be constantly vulnerable to any and all friendships
October 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
it should be legal for anyone to befriend the richest ten people, if you're that wealthy, you should be constantly vulnerable to any and all friendships
when i moved in the neighbor brought over some sasquatch meat as a sort of welcome to the neighborhood thing, i was too polite to tell them i'm vegetarian but now they bring over more every time one gets caught in their traps so now i'm always stuck pawning it off to my friends and colleagues
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
when i moved in the neighbor brought over some sasquatch meat as a sort of welcome to the neighborhood thing, i was too polite to tell them i'm vegetarian but now they bring over more every time one gets caught in their traps so now i'm always stuck pawning it off to my friends and colleagues
crowded metro, all the standing passengers are placing bets on which sitting passengers will get off next, stacking coins on their heads and tucking bills in their mouths
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
crowded metro, all the standing passengers are placing bets on which sitting passengers will get off next, stacking coins on their heads and tucking bills in their mouths
the self-checkout ended our transaction by saying in its little robot voice 'thank you, be careful about what is lost' and i said what? what does that mean? and it said 'thank you for doing' and printed a three meter receipt
October 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
the self-checkout ended our transaction by saying in its little robot voice 'thank you, be careful about what is lost' and i said what? what does that mean? and it said 'thank you for doing' and printed a three meter receipt
i'm telling you, you gotta see this; the guy has got on a hat right, easy, but on top of it, that's right: another hat, no lie, that's two in total, i swear, it almost killed me right then and there
October 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
i'm telling you, you gotta see this; the guy has got on a hat right, easy, but on top of it, that's right: another hat, no lie, that's two in total, i swear, it almost killed me right then and there
the mute function works fine but it should also give the poster a small electric shock for their insolence
October 15, 2025 at 8:54 AM
the mute function works fine but it should also give the poster a small electric shock for their insolence
that was not very daijoubu of you
October 14, 2025 at 10:19 AM
that was not very daijoubu of you
experimenting with bringing increasingly unwieldy objects on the trains and metros
October 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
experimenting with bringing increasingly unwieldy objects on the trains and metros
they recognize the grotesque sailor man as an antecedent to contemporary biohacking culture; by emulating his nutrient-rich eating and malleable physicality, the group elevates his lifestyle as the embodiment of transhumanist ideals, a philosophy they call popeyediology
October 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
they recognize the grotesque sailor man as an antecedent to contemporary biohacking culture; by emulating his nutrient-rich eating and malleable physicality, the group elevates his lifestyle as the embodiment of transhumanist ideals, a philosophy they call popeyediology