Ben Slusky
@syskill.bsky.social
RHCE, SCSA, SCNA, BOFH, pater familias
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As I read that article I couldn't help but think of _Young Zaphod Plays It Safe_ by Douglas Adams.
Slightly rephrased: "They are the most dangerous, because there is nothing they will not tell you if allowed, and nothing they will not be allowed to make you do."
Slightly rephrased: "They are the most dangerous, because there is nothing they will not tell you if allowed, and nothing they will not be allowed to make you do."
January 27, 2026 at 3:13 PM
As I read that article I couldn't help but think of _Young Zaphod Plays It Safe_ by Douglas Adams.
Slightly rephrased: "They are the most dangerous, because there is nothing they will not tell you if allowed, and nothing they will not be allowed to make you do."
Slightly rephrased: "They are the most dangerous, because there is nothing they will not tell you if allowed, and nothing they will not be allowed to make you do."
I always say if you can't do something while holding your own beer, it probably ain't worth going on TV to talk about.
January 23, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I always say if you can't do something while holding your own beer, it probably ain't worth going on TV to talk about.
Your WageWorks card can be tapped?
January 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Your WageWorks card can be tapped?
"We reached out to Starfleet Academy's Professor Miles O'Brien for comment. He replied, 'What the bloody hell are you talking about?'"
January 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
"We reached out to Starfleet Academy's Professor Miles O'Brien for comment. He replied, 'What the bloody hell are you talking about?'"
Yep! And Kira would really go to town on him.
Quark would make himself the beneficial owner of all of Elon's companies, and Elon would never even notice (even if he weren't gutted or worse).
Quark would make himself the beneficial owner of all of Elon's companies, and Elon would never even notice (even if he weren't gutted or worse).
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Yep! And Kira would really go to town on him.
Quark would make himself the beneficial owner of all of Elon's companies, and Elon would never even notice (even if he weren't gutted or worse).
Quark would make himself the beneficial owner of all of Elon's companies, and Elon would never even notice (even if he weren't gutted or worse).
Lux this is even worse than when Gen Z describe Immigrant Song as "the song from Thor: Ragnarok"
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Lux this is even worse than when Gen Z describe Immigrant Song as "the song from Thor: Ragnarok"
It's like Cardinal Richelieu crossed with D.W. reading the sign
January 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
It's like Cardinal Richelieu crossed with D.W. reading the sign
Reposted by Ben Slusky
There is a category of assholes whose entire existence is a result of your average person not wanting call them out for being an asshole.
We’ve become very bad at handling people stepping out of line, largely due to fear and the destruction of public trust.
We’ve become very bad at handling people stepping out of line, largely due to fear and the destruction of public trust.
January 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
There is a category of assholes whose entire existence is a result of your average person not wanting call them out for being an asshole.
We’ve become very bad at handling people stepping out of line, largely due to fear and the destruction of public trust.
We’ve become very bad at handling people stepping out of line, largely due to fear and the destruction of public trust.
Senator, you should be aware that some total fuckwit is writing your social media posts.
January 7, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Senator, you should be aware that some total fuckwit is writing your social media posts.
What is this i dont even
January 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
What is this i dont even
The alignment of the text is funny too. I'm sure this video is AI-generated.
The White House's official rapid response account posted video of what appeared to be a perp walk by ousted Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro.
Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/4jkt3vm
Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/4jkt3vm
January 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The alignment of the text is funny too. I'm sure this video is AI-generated.
Exactly.
REAL ID is Kavanaugh ID.
REAL ID is Kavanaugh ID.
January 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Exactly.
REAL ID is Kavanaugh ID.
REAL ID is Kavanaugh ID.
Isn't that November Rain?
January 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Isn't that November Rain?
