Stephen Krystek 🏴☠️
@synthetichuman.bsky.social
Title Sequence Designer who loves scary movies. Cautiously optimistic I’d survive a zombie apocalypse…
The next President is gonna have their hands full reuniting the Divided States of America
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The next President is gonna have their hands full reuniting the Divided States of America
California just filed a restraining order against Trump. Something tells me this isn’t the first restraining order Trump has received.
June 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
California just filed a restraining order against Trump. Something tells me this isn’t the first restraining order Trump has received.
I did a morning hike and came across this guy blocking my return home. I thought I’d scare it off by tossing a small rock near it. But my aim was so bad I actually hit the little guy square on the head! It was an underhand toss so he just flipped me off and scurried into the underbrush. #snakes
May 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I did a morning hike and came across this guy blocking my return home. I thought I’d scare it off by tossing a small rock near it. But my aim was so bad I actually hit the little guy square on the head! It was an underhand toss so he just flipped me off and scurried into the underbrush. #snakes
The opening title sequence for the new show Duster is so good!!!! youtu.be/DJwtOJy41iI?...
Duster TV show BEST Opening Credit Sequence Ever!
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May 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The opening title sequence for the new show Duster is so good!!!! youtu.be/DJwtOJy41iI?...
Just got back from watching Sinners. Third weekend it’s been out and the theater was still packed! And for good reason, it was amazing! #horrormovies
May 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Just got back from watching Sinners. Third weekend it’s been out and the theater was still packed! And for good reason, it was amazing! #horrormovies
Reposted by Stephen Krystek 🏴☠️
April 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Reposted by Stephen Krystek 🏴☠️
I installed a motion-activated camera on my side gate for extra security but it has become a video collage of all the little animals in the neighborhood: cats, coyotes, raccoons and opossums all showing up to say hello 👋
April 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I installed a motion-activated camera on my side gate for extra security but it has become a video collage of all the little animals in the neighborhood: cats, coyotes, raccoons and opossums all showing up to say hello 👋
We’re now living in the flashback scenes from The Handsmaid’s Tale.
March 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
We’re now living in the flashback scenes from The Handsmaid’s Tale.
I just used Leatherman pliers to pull a foil tab off a bottle. I’m all for safety but do these things need to be on THAT tight? If the answer is yes, they need to come with their own set of pliers.
March 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I just used Leatherman pliers to pull a foil tab off a bottle. I’m all for safety but do these things need to be on THAT tight? If the answer is yes, they need to come with their own set of pliers.
My willingness to work for free on a film is directly connected to the amount of zombies that are in it 🧟♂️
March 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My willingness to work for free on a film is directly connected to the amount of zombies that are in it 🧟♂️
Picked this little guy up over the weekend. In a few years, we’ll have unlimited guacamole. Next step is to plant some tortilla chip trees. Having trouble locating those… #avocado #backyardgarden
February 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Picked this little guy up over the weekend. In a few years, we’ll have unlimited guacamole. Next step is to plant some tortilla chip trees. Having trouble locating those… #avocado #backyardgarden
What are the odds… 🧟♂️🧟♀️
February 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
What are the odds… 🧟♂️🧟♀️
Either the crow in my tree sounds like a Predator, or the Predator in my tree sounds like a crow.
February 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Either the crow in my tree sounds like a Predator, or the Predator in my tree sounds like a crow.
The tariffs, both US and retaliatory, will affect every single American; even the dumb ones who voted Trump into office. I hope their math skills are good enough to recognize the difference in their cost of living.
February 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The tariffs, both US and retaliatory, will affect every single American; even the dumb ones who voted Trump into office. I hope their math skills are good enough to recognize the difference in their cost of living.
Went grocery shopping and noticed everyone was angry and upset. Maybe all the shoppers thought that thing they did in November would have yielded lower prices by now?
January 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Went grocery shopping and noticed everyone was angry and upset. Maybe all the shoppers thought that thing they did in November would have yielded lower prices by now?
It’s raining! It’s FINALLY raining here! I really should have cleaned the gutters at some point over the last 8 months…
January 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It’s raining! It’s FINALLY raining here! I really should have cleaned the gutters at some point over the last 8 months…
Just finished up season 1 of Skeleton Crew. That was a lot of fun! I hope they bring it back. I could use another season of Space Goonies. 🚀🏴☠️ Favorite character was 33
a man talking to a robot with the words who are you to give orders
ALT: a man talking to a robot with the words who are you to give orders
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January 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Just finished up season 1 of Skeleton Crew. That was a lot of fun! I hope they bring it back. I could use another season of Space Goonies. 🚀🏴☠️ Favorite character was 33
Just finished watching American Primeval. Stunning cinematography, gripping story and amazing acting all around. Highly recommended! 🍿
#netflix #americanprimeval
#netflix #americanprimeval
January 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Just finished watching American Primeval. Stunning cinematography, gripping story and amazing acting all around. Highly recommended! 🍿
#netflix #americanprimeval
#netflix #americanprimeval
Binge-watching the show “Alone” during dinner time is a great way to make yourself feel guilty for having food in your fridge.
#alone #aloneshow #historychannel #survival
#alone #aloneshow #historychannel #survival
January 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Binge-watching the show “Alone” during dinner time is a great way to make yourself feel guilty for having food in your fridge.
#alone #aloneshow #historychannel #survival
#alone #aloneshow #historychannel #survival
After a stressful couple of weeks, evacuation prepping, loading up the cars to leave then unloading them because of looters (and doing this several times) I spent the day relaxing inside the house with the family. Feels good to finally rest.
January 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
After a stressful couple of weeks, evacuation prepping, loading up the cars to leave then unloading them because of looters (and doing this several times) I spent the day relaxing inside the house with the family. Feels good to finally rest.
Finished watching “Idiocracy” and highly recommend you watch this movie before it becomes a documentary.
December 17, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Finished watching “Idiocracy” and highly recommend you watch this movie before it becomes a documentary.
Just finished watching Dune Part Two. Amazing! I hope they bring parts one and two back to theaters before part three comes out. After watching this on a tablet, I feel it NEEDS to be seen on the big screen 🍿
November 27, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Just finished watching Dune Part Two. Amazing! I hope they bring parts one and two back to theaters before part three comes out. After watching this on a tablet, I feel it NEEDS to be seen on the big screen 🍿