Nothing says you want privacy to mourn like going on shitty talk shows too. It's the fake evil face. I see it in kids who think they're tough but they're 11 years old.

I'm so jealous.

Seeing Pulp Fiction at the $1.50 theater with my friend's mom. When the gimp popped up, hilarity and embarrassment ensued. A great time though. Raiders of the Lost Ark in IMAX. Amazing.

We'll need that statement signed and notarized.

Ferris was a little asshole and I'm surprised he had friends. I still hate that movie.

I really like this one . From a kick ass movie too.
open.spotify.com/track/05XtOl...

Not again! DAMN IT DREW!

That video. Who thought the burning crosses were acceptable?

I like sports. But sweet baby Jesus I've never acted like that over a team or individual player.

You were in a frat? No way.

You're not hoping for a giant meteor?

Superman, John Waters, Fred Rogers, Chadwick Boseman, my future husband.