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rotten ponkotsu princess is still in a dream | she/her | grown-ass adult | pfp credit: theobro.bsky.social
Ok so was anybody going to tell me NASCAR had a mascot in 2009 or was I supposed to find out from a YT commentary of Alvin and the Chipmunks: the Squeakuel myself?
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Ok so was anybody going to tell me NASCAR had a mascot in 2009 or was I supposed to find out from a YT commentary of Alvin and the Chipmunks: the Squeakuel myself?
Slow and steady wins the race
This is how the tortoise outran the hare, and apparently Achilles when given a 100m headstart
This is how the tortoise outran the hare, and apparently Achilles when given a 100m headstart
July 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Slow and steady wins the race
This is how the tortoise outran the hare, and apparently Achilles when given a 100m headstart
This is how the tortoise outran the hare, and apparently Achilles when given a 100m headstart
I'm too lazy to set up bsky properly so lmao for now this is gonna be some sort of half-diary half-funni joek documentation
March 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I'm too lazy to set up bsky properly so lmao for now this is gonna be some sort of half-diary half-funni joek documentation
Polyphemus: Sorry I'm late nobody stabbed my eye
Odysseus: It's ok I'm nobody
the crew: Omg!!! Captain!!!! No!!!!!
Poseidon: Haha Odysseus, you blinded my son
Odysseus: It's ok I'm nobody
the crew: Omg!!! Captain!!!! No!!!!!
Poseidon: Haha Odysseus, you blinded my son
March 5, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Polyphemus: Sorry I'm late nobody stabbed my eye
Odysseus: It's ok I'm nobody
the crew: Omg!!! Captain!!!! No!!!!!
Poseidon: Haha Odysseus, you blinded my son
Odysseus: It's ok I'm nobody
the crew: Omg!!! Captain!!!! No!!!!!
Poseidon: Haha Odysseus, you blinded my son
Troy Story 2 is a pretty funny alternate title for the Odyssey but consider: Odysseus Gaiden
March 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Troy Story 2 is a pretty funny alternate title for the Odyssey but consider: Odysseus Gaiden
Brazilian Miku somehow reminds me of how Brazil has a significant Japanese population and Japan also has a significant Brazilian population, pretty cool stuff
Also latina hafu Miku real
Also latina hafu Miku real
February 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Brazilian Miku somehow reminds me of how Brazil has a significant Japanese population and Japan also has a significant Brazilian population, pretty cool stuff
Also latina hafu Miku real
Also latina hafu Miku real
The 17 years old gag would actually be really funny if applied to humanized technology, whether they're AI, software gijinkas, or robots that age like computers
Bc like...That's old for their standards XD
Bc like...That's old for their standards XD
January 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The 17 years old gag would actually be really funny if applied to humanized technology, whether they're AI, software gijinkas, or robots that age like computers
Bc like...That's old for their standards XD
Bc like...That's old for their standards XD
When I was a child I used to think the faded spots in my hands were "kiss" marks left by flies after they land on my hand
It took me years to realize I had freckles on my arms 💀
It took me years to realize I had freckles on my arms 💀
December 21, 2024 at 6:20 AM
When I was a child I used to think the faded spots in my hands were "kiss" marks left by flies after they land on my hand
It took me years to realize I had freckles on my arms 💀
It took me years to realize I had freckles on my arms 💀
Everyday is a struggle but let's do our best together!
Hi everyone!! 🫶
Hi everyone!! 🫶
November 12, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Everyday is a struggle but let's do our best together!
Hi everyone!! 🫶
Hi everyone!! 🫶
If it wasn't for lack of trying and not having the ways to do so I could've made Elon Musk a mere historical figure
but just you wait
but just you wait
November 10, 2024 at 6:54 AM
If it wasn't for lack of trying and not having the ways to do so I could've made Elon Musk a mere historical figure
but just you wait
but just you wait
Temporary (?) layout but it's a really nice one ehe
also blue sky header bc. name of appsite ww
also blue sky header bc. name of appsite ww
November 10, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Temporary (?) layout but it's a really nice one ehe
also blue sky header bc. name of appsite ww
also blue sky header bc. name of appsite ww
is talking shit abt elon musk against the terms of service?
October 19, 2024 at 12:27 PM
is talking shit abt elon musk against the terms of service?
first things first, writing the way people want to read...
October 17, 2024 at 2:16 PM
first things first, writing the way people want to read...
Maybe this is the OC account I was encouraged to make
October 17, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Maybe this is the OC account I was encouraged to make
I was told that I need an outlet to share my Thoughts (annoyingly yapping about my interests) so...
October 17, 2024 at 2:08 PM
I was told that I need an outlet to share my Thoughts (annoyingly yapping about my interests) so...