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Sylvie Helstaff
@sylviehelstaff.bsky.social
They/Them 💖💜💙
🔞 Monster Romance author/artist.
100% human-made art and writing only.
🚫NO GenAI🚫
Latest novel: Lust and Found, ebook and paperback NOW AVAILABLE!
https://sylviehelstaff.com/
Closing in on finishing the draft of HOUND FOR HELL!

At 120k words so far and this book has everything:

🔥Emotional angst
🔥Change and forgiveness
🔥Priest x fallen angel x demons
🔥Pup play
🔥Magical sex toys
🔥Everyone’s bi and mad at god
🔥Weird infernal magic & science
🔥Oddly heartwarming smut
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December 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
First kiss for #Smutcember today, from SWIM WITH ME, DARLING, my sapphic horrormance novelette.

When Lana gets pushed into the cursed lake, she has a breathless meet cute with the monster behind the legends. A kiss that saves her from drowning and plunges her headlong into yearning for more.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
artists, quote with your horned #art 😈
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
He seems nice 👀
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Tristen: “So, how’d you meet Zophiel?”

Varkan: “Well, she kicked my ass during my job interview and I fell in love on the spot.”

From my WIP, Hound for Hell, coming in 2026.
#WIPSnips #monsterromance
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Catching up on #Smutcember because it seems fun!

Hi folks, I’m Sylvie, enby, neurodivergent author / artist of queer monster romance and horrormance.

I’ll be sharing from my two recent books,
Lust and Found and Swim with Me, Darling, and maybe a bit from my WIP

sylviehelstaff.com
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December 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My latest release is a short, sweet, and delicious horrormance novelette called SWIM WITH ME, DARLING.

It's about a small town lesbian who goes to extreme lengths to woo the sirens in her local cursed lake and everyone gets eaten in the way they deserve.

sylviehelstaff.com/swim-with-me...
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December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
quote with your beefy ladies
Still one of my fav NPCs from my DnD game, ✨her✨
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Just two handsome demons hugging… full contact explicit hugging 😂

I love these two so much. Varkan and Izra are part of a polycule with Zophiel the fallen angel in my current WIP, the upcoming sequel to Lust and Found.

#monsterromance #queerromance
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My book, Lust and Found, is closer to 350 pages but it has a transmasc non-binary MC and is the opposite of depressing. Chock full of queer joy, found family, magic, and hot demon sex.

sylviehelstaff.com/all-books/lu...
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
This year’s Friendsgiving pie was inspired by playing a lot of Hades 2 recently😅

Pomegranate meringue pie with blood orange.

Turned out delicious! Definitely keeping this recipe.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Holiday shopping for your favorite monsterfucker?
I’ve got you covered friends!

Choose from shapeshifting shadows, man-eating lesbian mermaids, or amorous archdemons with queer, neurodivergent human love interests 💙📚

Buy from me: helstaffbooks.com
Everywhere Else: books2read.com/ap/RDeD7L/Sy...
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
At the beginning of HOUND FOR HELL, Tristen has fucked around (tried to exorcise the wrong person) and is about to find out (be taught the error of his ways by a fallen angel) though Zophiel's methods may be a bit unorthodox.

#monsterromance #wip #wipsnips
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
When you’re trying to get some writing done, but the dog is staring at you like this 😂 guess it’s dog-petting hours instead
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Rainy evening reading: delving into the art of book for Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein. This book is a TOME. I adored the movie and it is an absolute feast of gorgeous design, so excited to stare at all the details in this lovely giant book.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Women want one thing*, and it’s disgusting.

*to join a man-eating lesbian mermaid polycule

sylviehelstaff.com/swim-with-me...
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November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Artists! Quote with your 💛 yellow 💛 art!
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Convincing you to read my novel by the first sentence. Share yours if you want

Opening sentence(s) from HOUND FOR HELL (wip)
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Indie Ink Awards 2025 are open for nominations!

If you read and enjoyed LUST AND FOUND, please consider nominating it for:

-Best book cover and cover artist
-Trans or Nonbinary Representation
-LGBTQ+ Representation
-This Book Made Me Hungry/Thirsty

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indiestorygeek.com/nominate/7/1...
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Artist! Post your best elf art!
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Out of context snip from my #WIP, Hound for Hell

Things are weird in the infernal realm and sometimes there are tentacles where you least expect 😂

#monsterromance #queerromance
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November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In light of the SNAP cut off, I’m offering free ebook copies of my queer monster romance novel, Lust and Found, and my sapphic horrormance novelette, Swim With Me Darling, to readers who donate to my local food bank.

See sylviehelstaff.com for full book info

Donate here: www.lafoodbank.org
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October 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I’m joining fellow authors in offering free ebooks to folks who donate to a food bank in my area (Los Angeles)

$5 donation = one book, $10+ gets you both of my recent releases!

See the linked post for more info from participating authors and sylviehelstaff.com for content warnings/book info!
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October 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
From my #WIP Hound for Hell, the sequel to Lust and Found.

Our priest MC, Tristen, getting to know his big scary demon roommate a bit better.

#monsterromance #queerromance
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October 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Did I NEED to render my nsfw of Zophiel the fallen angel and her priest puppy, Tristen, to look like stained glass? Lol, no, but I’m sure as fuck doing it anyway.

Pre-raphaelite stained glass smut illustration coming soon 😅
#monsterromance #oc #ocart
October 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM