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Sylvester Marcus
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Go, Baby, Go!
I used to listen to Loveline at work and occasionally someone would call in and and you’d immediately hear the beep in the background. They’d ask the caller how long that’s been going on. “I dunno, a couple weeks.” The rest of the call would be discussing exactly what kind of psychopath they were.
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Oh, that’s cute. They put his name on his shirt in case he gets lost.
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
“They gotta treat me right”
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you had asked me how many guitarists have ever lived, I would have guessed 180 tops.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Consume Citizen!
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The thing is, when you ask the average person on the street “How’s the economy?”, what they hear is “How much do things cost?” They’re not the same thing and Presidents, ANY President, has almost no control over what companies charge for their products.
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I suspect that will put a stop to all the talk about how lazy Gen Z is.
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
At what point does the judge just say “you know what? I think we’ve done this dance long enough.”?
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I hope Mamdani goes in there and just runs the room. Non-stop jokes that go over Trump’s head, etc. Do the handshake/arm pull thing, the whole whack.
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The Johnstown Flood by David McCullough. His writing makes you feel like you’re there. This was probably the first book I ever read in just a couple sittings.
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Say she signed an NDA. What’s going to happen if she breaks it? Is the POTUS going to sue her for talking about that time he was involved in a sex trafficking ring?
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“You vote to release the Epstein files and things happen, I dunno.”
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I went to Flight Engineer school in Oklahoma. You could buy cars cheap after a hail storm.
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Aren’t you going to thank me for my attention to this matter?
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I think what most pisses me off is knowing that when this all comes crashing down, we’re going to have to listen to everyone in the GOP say “I had no idea! If I had only known…..”
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
According to the book, it was a dog costume. (That’s my annoying piece of trivia that I can’t help but spout whenever someone mentions it).
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I tell people how my Mom would get gas with a credit card and the attendant would take the card and look it up in “the big book” to make sure it wasn’t suspended. They think I’m making it up.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My friend got hit in the head with a D battery thrown from across the lunch room in High School. He was really fighting back tears and I told him “let it out dude, you should be unconscious in the floor right now.”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Eventually, we’re going to find out that these tech goons really did just watch bad sci-fi movies as teenagers and say to each other “We could do that!”
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Jury Foreman on a 4th degree assault case here. Yep, he’s hiding something.
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM