sean
@swoletergeist.bsky.social
biology teacher, critter enthusiast, he/him
THICK THICK SCALLIONS JUST ONE DOLLAR
August 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
THICK THICK SCALLIONS JUST ONE DOLLAR
holy hell that birds got a puffer vest
June 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
holy hell that birds got a puffer vest
shout out to these lovely ladies for helping everyone cross the street safely
May 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
shout out to these lovely ladies for helping everyone cross the street safely
heard a weird papery sound in my classroom today, turned out it was this big boy trying to escape through a window
May 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
heard a weird papery sound in my classroom today, turned out it was this big boy trying to escape through a window
what the hell are they talking about in infinity nikki
March 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
what the hell are they talking about in infinity nikki
yall think these are chill to eat or nah
March 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
yall think these are chill to eat or nah
students truly contain multitudes
February 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
students truly contain multitudes
oh sorry sir i didn't see you there. and your little penis
January 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
oh sorry sir i didn't see you there. and your little penis
student came to my room today, told me he had a present for me, then handed me a color photocopy of his middle finger
January 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
student came to my room today, told me he had a present for me, then handed me a color photocopy of his middle finger
very very afraid creature
January 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
very very afraid creature
every day it's some new shit with these two freaks
January 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
every day it's some new shit with these two freaks
hello little red thang. please don't die
January 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
hello little red thang. please don't die
reminder that the timeless cultural touchstone "mata nui online game" is archived and playable at biomediaproject.com/bmp/play/web...
January 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
reminder that the timeless cultural touchstone "mata nui online game" is archived and playable at biomediaproject.com/bmp/play/web...
the mating behavior between our honey gouramis is SO funny. he keeps rotating to give her the fullest view of his sexy pose and she just doesn't care
December 23, 2024 at 5:13 PM
the mating behavior between our honey gouramis is SO funny. he keeps rotating to give her the fullest view of his sexy pose and she just doesn't care
there's noodles under there, promise
December 19, 2024 at 6:33 AM
there's noodles under there, promise
no feedback will be accepted on the fineness of the julienne on account of there being two pounds of them
December 19, 2024 at 5:47 AM
no feedback will be accepted on the fineness of the julienne on account of there being two pounds of them
meowth, my favorite musical artist
December 10, 2024 at 6:56 PM
meowth, my favorite musical artist
visited family and made some zosui last night!
December 10, 2024 at 3:32 AM
visited family and made some zosui last night!
first student question of sex ed this year: if sex is so good, why isn't there sex 2?
December 3, 2024 at 5:44 PM
first student question of sex ed this year: if sex is so good, why isn't there sex 2?
americas test kitchen killing it in the graphics department
December 1, 2024 at 2:59 AM
americas test kitchen killing it in the graphics department
where did my dad learn this phrase
November 8, 2024 at 4:28 PM
where did my dad learn this phrase
on a more positive note I photographed myself making mapo tofu the other day for a class example and my students said it looked delicious and they were right
November 7, 2024 at 12:02 AM
on a more positive note I photographed myself making mapo tofu the other day for a class example and my students said it looked delicious and they were right