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swoletarian.bsky.social
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@swoletarian.bsky.social
He/Him | Ojibwe, faggot, Lefty, vegan, aspiring himbo
📍DC | 🛑 18+ | 🏋🏼️‍♀️🏳‍🌈🌹🍉 | 📸 @mjbellecourt
Making a double chocolate sourdough boule for the vegay potluck I'm hosting tomorrow. 🌿
February 7, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I'm a communist who fucks
we love hot people on the right side of history. with fat cocks. 🙂‍↕️
February 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Man On the Inside S2 has been successfully binged.

My god I love shows about funny and clever older people.
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
need to figure out how all my sexy moots end up doing photoshoots
February 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I'll admit to enjoyjng a solidly one-sided lip sync.
February 7, 2026 at 3:05 AM
yeah rate a queen is bullshit
February 7, 2026 at 3:01 AM
DID SHE JUST FUCKING DAB 😫
February 7, 2026 at 2:54 AM
February 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
so much padding this week, and I'm not only taking about what the queens are wearing
The more Drag Race I watch the more aware I become that I just do not care about anything that happens in the Werk Room.
February 7, 2026 at 2:23 AM
The more Drag Race I watch the more aware I become that I just do not care about anything that happens in the Werk Room.
February 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Two on one #fcf is probably overkill, and probably isn't how one works an algorithm, but I *did* promise to share a pic when the hat arrived.
February 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
My tortillas would probably turn out to look much more presentable if I, y'know, owned a rolling pin.
February 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Yeah I won't be doing this every week but may as well honor my first #fcf as an out and proud horny on main slut.
February 6, 2026 at 2:56 PM
gainz
February 5, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Do I wish my tits were bigger? Sure. But I can do this now and that's pretty neat.
February 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I just spent hours on a brutal variant sudoku, wondering what the fuck I wasn't getting about the ruleset.

Turns out the answer was a made a *very* basic arithmetic at the start that fucked my grid. 🫠
February 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I keep my promises
February 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Just realized I've been using a 33-lbs barbell for one of my lifts for the last month 🫠

why are these fuckers not labeled
February 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I have nothing in my heart but animosity for the man at my gym who runs his *entire* routine on our one Smith machine.
February 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
My recycling hasn't been picked up in over two weeks due to the snow. The bins are full. Cans and bottles are accumulating in the house for lack of anywhere to put them.

Love this city. 🩵
February 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Love to be the faggot who gets home from a really fulfilling hookup and promptly deciding it's time to look for more fun.
February 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
no caption, just posting
February 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
The Holy Trinity.
February 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Macarons are cute to look at and that's their sole redeeming quality.
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 1, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Sooooo. Getting pretty close...
January 31, 2026 at 10:12 PM