swmark78.bsky.social
@swmark78.bsky.social
Cisgender male. That's right Twitter, I said it. You got no power here!!!

Pronouns: Anything as long as you don't call me late for dinner.
Phone Sex Bill needs to STFU.

And probably be in jail.
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I've already been knocking items off the list.

Can't afford that. Or that. Or that.
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The great thing about vibe coding is the people who punch stuff into the code generating AI will never know if it worked or not.
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You tell them it's not like Terminator. It's more like C-3PO, but will give you advice that will likely kill you.
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
There would be no Hamas if Mossad hadn't radicalized a religious charity to pull support away from the secular PLO in the 60s.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Of course it's found upon. How are you supposed to hook their testicles up to a car battery with them being all soaking wet?!!
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I'm sure Dick is smiling up from hell in approval.
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Those would be considered "woke" and against the religious indoctrination those camps perform.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Religious indoctrination.
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
He's watching you through your microwave.

Which needs cleaning by the way.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I feel personally attacked by this.

Except the plants part. They died long ago.
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
You don't have to wonder. You just have to look at the last 40 plus years of right wing anti-abortion terrorism in this country.

It happens quite often, but the MSM rarely talks about it then has the memory shorter than the lifespan of a mayfly afterwards.
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Or the head of NASA than the current administrator.

Hell, he'd be more competent as the Health Secretary or the head of the DOJ and I'm not sure what he knows about health, or his he a lawyer.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If Mark Robinson is anything to go by, trans porn seems to be where the line is drawn.

Sex with children? That's fine. Chicks with dicks? Major no-no.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Oh noes! The Devil's Lettuce has America by the balls!!!
a cartoon character from south park is standing in front of a blackboard with the words `` drugs are bad , mkay '' .
ALT: a cartoon character from south park is standing in front of a blackboard with the words `` drugs are bad , mkay '' .
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November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I mean there's also coffee.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Fuck, that was only 2 years ago? Though it was four or five...
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I was going to say he's a violent felon and ICE actively avoids those. But apparently he wasn't ever actually charged for beating a hooker back in 2009.
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Did the My Pillow guy beat a hooker too?
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
You're thinking of Billy Mays or Ron Popeil.
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Though Jackie being born in Hong Kong might not feel that great about Xi.
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Campbell's isn't even the cheap stuff.
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
One turkey gets a pardon. The other needs to get roasted.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This why Trump & Co are so desperate for a peace deal in Ukraine, etc. So he can point to what he's "accomplished" to his base and plea to them how he's too valuable?
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
That and an astronaut.

That's gonna piss Kegsbreath off that this kinda dorky looking bald guy is both a decorated combat pilot, space shuttle pilot and commander.

He's had a life that Pete can only drunkenly dream about, then wake up having pissed himself after passing out the night before
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM