For Whom The Egg Nogs
@swizzard.pizza
married cishet white guy but worse somehow
let's go mets, baby, love da mets
https://swizzard.pizza
https://github.com/swizzard
let's go mets, baby, love da mets
https://swizzard.pizza
https://github.com/swizzard
this is dumb as shit dude
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
this is dumb as shit dude
flossing in the dentist's waiting room
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
flossing in the dentist's waiting room
"wettest from the standpoint of water"
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"wettest from the standpoint of water"
"Pleased to meetcha, Arresting You For Assaulting An Officer"
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Pleased to meetcha, Arresting You For Assaulting An Officer"