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Swistle Thistle
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November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
They were limit 5 per customer---but I was able to order 5 and Paul was able to order another 5, so we could donate 10 four-packs to the food pantry.
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
OH GOD I KNOW IMMEDIATELY: PENHALIGON www.penhaligons.com/us/en/p/the-...
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I am interested
August 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Always the adventurer, I have tried the new Girl Scouts Samoa Pop-Tarts, and I can report that they taste the way a cheap caramel-scented candle smells.
April 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Finally ordered an AOC t-shirt. I kept thinking I'd wait until she was running for president (I only have so much room in my Political T-shirts Drawer), but I didn't want to wait any longer. shop.ocasiocortez.com/collections/...
March 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Do yourself a delightful post-Christmas treat of a favor and order yourself this mesmerizing holographic lava lamp while it is still on sale; I think it is so much better than it looks in the listing: goto.target.com/LK0N9V
December 26, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Maybe this prissy little guy
December 25, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Today is the day Target gift cards are 10% off, if you need them for mail carriers, teachers, pelvic-floor physical therapists, etc. goto.target.com/kOOkvz
December 7, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I don't like this timeline
November 18, 2024 at 6:20 PM
What Do We Want For Christmas? www.swistle.com/2024/11/16/w...
November 17, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Book: Lenny Marks Gets Away With Murder www.swistle.com/2024/10/06/b...
October 6, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Campaign Merchandise; Flag: www.swistle.com/2024/10/05/c...
October 5, 2024 at 1:41 PM
I have ordered a big ol flag www.amazon.com/dp/B0DCFN4MH...
October 3, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I was already keen on the idea of a physical Onion newsletter mailed to the house---but then they made it $60 instead of $99 if you sign up before Aug 31st, and I have trouble resisting a discount. (The subscription will be one of Paul's Christmas presents.) membership.theonion.com
August 23, 2024 at 6:36 PM
August 8, 2024 at 1:31 PM
What Are We Going To Do To Protect Our Mental Health This Time Around?: www.swistle.com/2024/08/02/w...
August 2, 2024 at 10:31 PM
I just finished The Exvangelicals: Loving, Living, and Leaving the White Evangelical Church. I'd preordered it and hoped to love it more---but I was still glad I'd read it. There was a lot of "You are NOT ALONE in your experiences/memories." www.amazon.com/dp/125028447...
July 26, 2024 at 10:05 PM
These would be the perfect happy pants if they had pockets. Why don't they have pockets. Where are people supposed to put their things if they don't have pockets?
July 26, 2024 at 12:18 PM
I bought this and wondered if I'd ever be able to get myself to use it---but I am setting up my coffee maker for tomorrow, and this is in it.
July 22, 2024 at 1:59 AM
In my opinion there are few better scenes than Jimmy James and the Wife Candidate on News Radio.
July 20, 2024 at 11:04 PM
I greatly enjoyed Donald Sutherland as Mr. Bennett in the Keira Knightly version of Pride and Prejudice. Lovable and disastrous.
June 22, 2024 at 2:16 AM
It's here, it's here!!! Catherine Newman is one of the very few authors I will automatically pre-order, and today is the release date for her new book Sandwich! ...And now I can't read it, because once I've read it, I'll have already read it.
June 18, 2024 at 10:58 PM
To be fair, apparently this is a stoat. Please compare, and then draw your own conclusions about whether Chuck Stoat is a bear or a stoat.
June 12, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I realize this is not seasonal, but breaking news breaks when it breaks and not when we want it to break: The lead singer of the Riverbottom Nightmare Band? from Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas? you know, the scary bear in sunglasses? Is not a bear but apparently a stoat.
June 12, 2024 at 2:39 AM