Right!! The environmentalist student org led the push for it and it’s a really cool example of how we allow students to have a say in the way the university operates. But nooo, my coworkers just want convenience 🙄

Also, JFC, are they eating your silverware??

we literally have a dishwasher in the kitchen. You can get silverware for like, 70c a piece at Walmart. I just don’t fucking get it.

god, silverware is such an annoying topic in our office. We aren’t allowed to use the supply fund to buy plastic utensils anymore due to green initiatives. You would think I shot someone in front of them when I suggested my coworkers bring a set from home to keep in their desk like I do.

all my good acts are selfishly motivated because doing good acts makes me feel like I’m on all the drugs I only tried once because I liked them too much.

this week I got to get rid of a bunch of stuff I don’t need AND helped out a mom living in transitional housing at the same damn time. Existential dread can’t touch me right now.

All the managers except mine took a vote and I’m to be put to death by firing squad at high noon in the center of the quad

She needs to know about my desire for a sequined blazer