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Owned by Dotti and Dash (aka the A-Team - for those Morse nerds out there!)

Neurospicy (x2).

Very much against genocide and would appreciate anyone who isn’t jogging on, no pleases, no thanks.
Got formally introduced to this year’s fledgling on Sunday and they stopped by for another visit today. So cute. I’ve been half expecting this because dad’s been stockpiling food for a while. So cute. #maggie #floof
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I certainly feel “disminished”. #vicpol
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So far today, Channel 7 have had a go at Archer for having a pillow, another go at Archer for “barely playing” (despite 3rd highest score in 1st innings) & asked if Smith should take Neser off to avoid “embarrassing” him. Quality stuff. #ashes
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Archer brought a fucken pillow. So fucken what? The chairs at the Gabba might be shit. Grow up Ponting. #ashes
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Hey, Eurovision contest director douchebag, protesting against genocide isn’t political. Fuck off. #boycottEurovisoon
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I’ve never agreed with Netanyahu before but he’s absolutely correct when he says being PM and being on trial is impossible. Fucken stand down then ya psychopath. #warcriminal #fucknetanyahu
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The Libs had a little arts & crafts sesh hey? Awesome stuff. Fucken flogs. #auspol #questiontime
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Maybe don’t do press conferences while bells are going off? I mean, they are only marginally more annoying than Sussssan I guess. #auspol
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“The more money you make the better your break” sounds like every fucken Noalition “policy”. Again, fuck off Ted. #auspol #npc
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“Quantifiable economic rules” are all well and good O O O O’Brien but the ones you’re referring to were pulled out of Costello’s arse. Fuck off. #auspol #npc #libfail
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Every line from that Maigret ad on ABC sounds like #MadAsHell. I really miss it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Mr Putin has admitted to breaking in and stealing your DVD player, but he’s willing to allow you not to press charges if you also give him your TV. Cool? #Ukraine
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If the guy has spoken 3 times this year maybe we stop saying it’s very unusual for a spy to talk & maybe consider Mike Burgess is a bit of a peacock? #auspol
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Did I miss the memo about the change to the definition of cease? #fucknetanyahu
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It very much is environment OR business Murray, not both. You can’t have a business if you don’t have anywhere to conduct it. #auspol
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Fuck you’re a flog Willingham. Tim Wilson didn’t have “a bit of a car crash”. He drunkenly drove his car through someone’s fence. #vicpol #auspol #abcnews
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“The voters I talk to think I’m awesome”

“What about the voters who don’t think you’re awesome Susssan?”

“I don’t talk to them.”

#auspol
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Alex Ryvchin just blamed anti-genocide protests for the Nazi rally? WTF? Are you fucken serious?

Fuck. Right. Off.

#fucknazis #freepalestine
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Who doesn’t get their partner/spouse to check the operational efficiency of super expensive pieces of work equipment? #vicpol #moveasidebronwyn
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“History was made…” may be the laziest introduction to any news/sports report there is. Yeah, when something happens that by definition makes history.
November 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It’s kinda awesome how one government agency is taking Microsoft to court about forcing people to pay for Copilot while another government agency is actively pushing staff to use Copilot. Go figure. 🤷🏼‍♂️ #auspol
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Gonna be interesting to see how many more donations of around $4,000-$4,999ish are going to be made by “individual” donors before the next election. #auspol
October 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hey David Marr, get fucked. Thanks. #abcnews #freepalestine
October 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Using relationships as a metaphor for your political career is a bold move there Beetrooter. #auspol
October 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM