But I don't WANNA live in Gilead!
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Dedicated introvert and snarky wiseass. (Hereditary.) Night owl. (Also hereditary.)
Fascinated by nature and macro 📸
Talks to all animals. Shelter volunteer.
Works with 🍯 🐝 🐝
Platelet donor (#cancersucks)
FDT
Fascinated by nature and macro 📸
Talks to all animals. Shelter volunteer.
Works with 🍯 🐝 🐝
Platelet donor (#cancersucks)
FDT
Not only will he sleep with it, it'll be written about ad nauseam in the social media posts -- in ALL CAPS.
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Not only will he sleep with it, it'll be written about ad nauseam in the social media posts -- in ALL CAPS.
Let's change everything displaying Drowsy Don's name to Drumpf. After all, it was the family name before they arbitrarily changed it.
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Let's change everything displaying Drowsy Don's name to Drumpf. After all, it was the family name before they arbitrarily changed it.
And, if you didn't watch the actual tournament draw, you missed the closing act:
The Village People, live on stage (although the cop was very low energy), doing "YMCA." And Dear Leader doing the two-fisted abomination from his seat. I shit you not.
The Village People, live on stage (although the cop was very low energy), doing "YMCA." And Dear Leader doing the two-fisted abomination from his seat. I shit you not.
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
And, if you didn't watch the actual tournament draw, you missed the closing act:
The Village People, live on stage (although the cop was very low energy), doing "YMCA." And Dear Leader doing the two-fisted abomination from his seat. I shit you not.
The Village People, live on stage (although the cop was very low energy), doing "YMCA." And Dear Leader doing the two-fisted abomination from his seat. I shit you not.
Those are some real bargain basement plaques glued to the base, too. Maybe FIFA stole the materials from a high school drama club.
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Those are some real bargain basement plaques glued to the base, too. Maybe FIFA stole the materials from a high school drama club.
Wait, they're calling us "snow holes" now? 😁
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Wait, they're calling us "snow holes" now? 😁
I love world football ⚽️.
I love watching the World Cup.
I despise FIFA.
I love watching the World Cup.
I despise FIFA.
December 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I love world football ⚽️.
I love watching the World Cup.
I despise FIFA.
I love watching the World Cup.
I despise FIFA.
Maybe he could wear a crown for the next MRI. That would be fun.
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Maybe he could wear a crown for the next MRI. That would be fun.
I seem to say it out loud at least once a day.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I seem to say it out loud at least once a day.
Sad but true.
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Sad but true.
He well and truly is a world-class dipshit idiot.
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
He well and truly is a world-class dipshit idiot.
I may keep mentioning meme coins, but that doesn't prove I'm a bot. However, you really should read my book on crypto -- self-published and coauthored by ChatGPT.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I may keep mentioning meme coins, but that doesn't prove I'm a bot. However, you really should read my book on crypto -- self-published and coauthored by ChatGPT.
It's like his cabinet has a competition going for The Most Vile Excuse for a Human award.
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It's like his cabinet has a competition going for The Most Vile Excuse for a Human award.
The combover is doing some serious heavy lifting in this nauseating photo.
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The combover is doing some serious heavy lifting in this nauseating photo.
I'm tempted. I'm also terrified that it would go all Chucky on me.
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'm tempted. I'm also terrified that it would go all Chucky on me.
So, they're thumb wrestling for who gets to ask the first question? Did they need parental permission to leave school early for the presser? (This will look impressive on those college apps.)
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
So, they're thumb wrestling for who gets to ask the first question? Did they need parental permission to leave school early for the presser? (This will look impressive on those college apps.)
Eternal Victim Mace goes home early? Santa got my letter.
(She still won't STFU, though. 🗣️)
(She still won't STFU, though. 🗣️)
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Eternal Victim Mace goes home early? Santa got my letter.
(She still won't STFU, though. 🗣️)
(She still won't STFU, though. 🗣️)
You can trust him. He's not like the others.
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
You can trust him. He's not like the others.
Many people have told me that perfect, beautiful bridges never collapse.
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Many people have told me that perfect, beautiful bridges never collapse.
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He seems to be constantly fighting 'wokeness' these days...
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
He seems to be constantly fighting 'wokeness' these days...
It's one'a them support groups for people who are quackers. (Not in a silly, fun way.)
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It's one'a them support groups for people who are quackers. (Not in a silly, fun way.)
Pigs are much smarter and much more useful.
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Pigs are much smarter and much more useful.
People come up to me all the time and say that he really perks up if you give him a bag of cash, a gold crown, a jet, a Rolex, a World Cup trophy...
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
People come up to me all the time and say that he really perks up if you give him a bag of cash, a gold crown, a jet, a Rolex, a World Cup trophy...
Oh, the fun and mystery of living in the Merrimack Valley. How 'bout a smidgen of graupel? That's always fun.
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Oh, the fun and mystery of living in the Merrimack Valley. How 'bout a smidgen of graupel? That's always fun.