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Swenka
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He/Him
Future Oscar-Winning Actress's Husband
Mayoral Candidate for Coralville, Iowa
Opinions aren't mine, I don't know how they got here.
That Savra is so sick! Ravnica holds a special place for me, and Scott's signatures are amazing.

I got some from him at GenCon for my Ixidor PreEDH list!
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Smarter than any human, but can't spell?
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It failed to answer how many 'R's are in Strawberry as recently as 2025.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Lowe's has Flock cameras that give info to ICE too.
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
In case your Facebook algorithm hasn't tried to serve this up yet: www.facebook.com/ComradeDale/
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November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
When your city owns the hotel and Arby's it's important!
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
We're all about racking up millions in debt with TIFs.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Wonder what he thinks of 7' tall high schoolers in basketball. Biological advantages, and all.
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Doesn't have "fuck you" money, but does have "I am going to be a consistent nuisance" money.
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Friends playing with their 7th Ed decks pulled me in about when 8th released.

After decrying Regeneration as overpowered bullshit, I shortly after learned they were using it completely wrong: bringing the creature back to the battlefield whenever they wanted.

I became the rules guy after that.
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM