Dave Ryan
@sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social
Left-leaning smart-arse vegan bus driver
Mark Kermode's review of the Melania movie is worth a watch.
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Mark Kermode's review of the Melania movie is worth a watch.
Hands up everyone who's come nearer to being run over in a shop car park and managed to never murder anyone.
January 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Hands up everyone who's come nearer to being run over in a shop car park and managed to never murder anyone.
I wonder why the vast majority of bots seem to be right wing.
January 14, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I wonder why the vast majority of bots seem to be right wing.
I'm not religious, but it feels like the Battle of Armageddon is getting started, and Team Evil has taken a big early lead.
January 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I'm not religious, but it feels like the Battle of Armageddon is getting started, and Team Evil has taken a big early lead.
Reposted by Dave Ryan
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Putting icing on the gravy.
Literally, no.
Metaphorically, yes
Literally, no.
Metaphorically, yes
December 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Putting icing on the gravy.
Literally, no.
Metaphorically, yes
Literally, no.
Metaphorically, yes
If you've just posted the most appalling ever obituary and you want to distract everyone, sue the BBC without really understanding what you're suing them for.
December 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If you've just posted the most appalling ever obituary and you want to distract everyone, sue the BBC without really understanding what you're suing them for.
Did the Proud Boys stand back and stand by until they got their ICE Agent 'jobs'?
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Did the Proud Boys stand back and stand by until they got their ICE Agent 'jobs'?
Elon Musk is evil AI's useful idiot.
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Elon Musk is evil AI's useful idiot.
@iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social have none of the astronauts pissed for three days?
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
@iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social have none of the astronauts pissed for three days?
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“A sustained campaign of anti-migrant rhetoric is fuelling a growing cesspool of racism, including against international and ethnic minority nursing staff, without whom our health and care system would simply cease to function.”
How disgraceful.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
How disgraceful.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
NHS staff who visit patients at home say St George’s flags can mean ‘no-go zones’
Black and Asian staff left feeling ‘deliberately intimidated’, according to chief executive of one NHS trust
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
“A sustained campaign of anti-migrant rhetoric is fuelling a growing cesspool of racism, including against international and ethnic minority nursing staff, without whom our health and care system would simply cease to function.”
How disgraceful.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
How disgraceful.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Maybe this is the only universe, but maybe there's a universe just over there, where Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix are still alive.
It's good to try to imagine that universe
It's good to try to imagine that universe
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Maybe this is the only universe, but maybe there's a universe just over there, where Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix are still alive.
It's good to try to imagine that universe
It's good to try to imagine that universe
I've been opposed to the concept of punishment for quite a few decades now.
I regret nothing.
Whoever you are, I don't want to hurt you.
I regret nothing.
Whoever you are, I don't want to hurt you.
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I've been opposed to the concept of punishment for quite a few decades now.
I regret nothing.
Whoever you are, I don't want to hurt you.
I regret nothing.
Whoever you are, I don't want to hurt you.
Nuclear submarines are fission ships
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Nuclear submarines are fission ships
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Will the RW media remember the driver and conductor of the Huntingdon attack, and how many lives they saved, the next time train companies try to eliminate staff and they strike, citing passenger safety?
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Will the RW media remember the driver and conductor of the Huntingdon attack, and how many lives they saved, the next time train companies try to eliminate staff and they strike, citing passenger safety?
When I was younger, there were things that others found easy, but I found impossible.
There were also things that I found easy and others found impossible.
Like talking to girls and differential calculus.
Nowadays it's still true, but the specific examples are different.
There were also things that I found easy and others found impossible.
Like talking to girls and differential calculus.
Nowadays it's still true, but the specific examples are different.
October 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
When I was younger, there were things that others found easy, but I found impossible.
There were also things that I found easy and others found impossible.
Like talking to girls and differential calculus.
Nowadays it's still true, but the specific examples are different.
There were also things that I found easy and others found impossible.
Like talking to girls and differential calculus.
Nowadays it's still true, but the specific examples are different.
Isomorphic serendipity
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Isomorphic serendipity
Capitalism:
'Nice minuscule oasis of liveability in a vast lifeless nothing you've got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.'
'Nice minuscule oasis of liveability in a vast lifeless nothing you've got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.'
October 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Capitalism:
'Nice minuscule oasis of liveability in a vast lifeless nothing you've got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.'
'Nice minuscule oasis of liveability in a vast lifeless nothing you've got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.'
Taking his title isn't enough. It needs to be replaced by a recognisably similar word with a more appropriate meaning.
Ponce.
Ponce.
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Taking his title isn't enough. It needs to be replaced by a recognisably similar word with a more appropriate meaning.
Ponce.
Ponce.
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The more I find out about the Nobel Peace Prize winner, the more uncomfortable I get
October 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The more I find out about the Nobel Peace Prize winner, the more uncomfortable I get
Metaphor is the accelerator, logic is the brake, desire is the steering wheel
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Metaphor is the accelerator, logic is the brake, desire is the steering wheel
Occam killed himself with a sharp edge. Move on.
October 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Occam killed himself with a sharp edge. Move on.
Hardly anybody knows Gary Portnoy's name.
Who says Americans don't do irony?
Who says Americans don't do irony?
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Hardly anybody knows Gary Portnoy's name.
Who says Americans don't do irony?
Who says Americans don't do irony?
AI is a bit like God, insofar as it's too big and complicated for anyone to really understand.
It's different from God insofar as it will affect us all whether we believe in it or not.
It's different from God insofar as it will affect us all whether we believe in it or not.
October 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
AI is a bit like God, insofar as it's too big and complicated for anyone to really understand.
It's different from God insofar as it will affect us all whether we believe in it or not.
It's different from God insofar as it will affect us all whether we believe in it or not.