Sweet Petunia
@sweetpetunia.bsky.social
Comics, horror, music, movies, kawaii, British comedy, Japanese food
Beaucoup des postes de merde
Hip to the jive
🇨🇦 She/her
Beaucoup des postes de merde
Hip to the jive
🇨🇦 She/her
Two weeks’ pulls to catch up on.
(Screams)
Jammyboi noooo!
(Screams)
Jammyboi noooo!
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Two weeks’ pulls to catch up on.
(Screams)
Jammyboi noooo!
(Screams)
Jammyboi noooo!
Misread someone’s post about settling in with a Croatian murder show and immediately googled Croatian Murder Stew.
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Misread someone’s post about settling in with a Croatian murder show and immediately googled Croatian Murder Stew.
Just tried gooseberry cinnamon yogurt for the first time.
Would you like a gooseberry cinnamon yogurt?
Would you like a gooseberry cinnamon yogurt?
February 12, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Just tried gooseberry cinnamon yogurt for the first time.
Would you like a gooseberry cinnamon yogurt?
Would you like a gooseberry cinnamon yogurt?
On the bus I asked a girl to turn off her phone speaker and she got mad and refused but she was so obviously miserable I only felt pity
a man singing into a microphone with the words " no matter where you go there you are " above him
Alt: a man speaks into a microphone with the words " no matter where you go there you are " below him
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February 12, 2026 at 8:08 AM
On the bus I asked a girl to turn off her phone speaker and she got mad and refused but she was so obviously miserable I only felt pity
Hot damn Professor Brian Cox is keeping fit
February 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Hot damn Professor Brian Cox is keeping fit
Time for a visit with some old friends
Aliens (1986) ⭐ 8.4 | Action, Adventure, Horror
2h 17m | R
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February 11, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Time for a visit with some old friends
A pictorial tribute to the late Prince of Darkness
The Liquid Shadow
Rupert Doop Bowl of Soup
Jean-Pierre (on weekends)
The Liquid Shadow
Rupert Doop Bowl of Soup
Jean-Pierre (on weekends)
February 11, 2026 at 2:16 PM
A pictorial tribute to the late Prince of Darkness
The Liquid Shadow
Rupert Doop Bowl of Soup
Jean-Pierre (on weekends)
The Liquid Shadow
Rupert Doop Bowl of Soup
Jean-Pierre (on weekends)
Every day should be Pancake Day
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Every day should be Pancake Day
OMG
Did I hear them call Baby Cthulhu “Daifuku”??
Did I hear them call Baby Cthulhu “Daifuku”??
Minions & Monsters - Official Trailer (2026)
YouTube video by IGN
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 AM
OMG
Did I hear them call Baby Cthulhu “Daifuku”??
Did I hear them call Baby Cthulhu “Daifuku”??
Apparently listening to a song sung in a language other than English is quite a radical act these days so pass the ketchup
Las Ketchup - Asereje (The Ketchup Song) (Official Video)
YouTube video by Altra Moda Music
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Apparently listening to a song sung in a language other than English is quite a radical act these days so pass the ketchup
Let’s Leeroy Jenkins the hell out of this Monday
Dancing in The Middle
YouTube video by Adam Buxton - Topic
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Let’s Leeroy Jenkins the hell out of this Monday
In a last-ditch attempt to be relevant among today’s youth, Kid Rock asked Jan Terri to release a duet with him and she set him on fire and pushed him out of her rented limo
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 AM
In a last-ditch attempt to be relevant among today’s youth, Kid Rock asked Jan Terri to release a duet with him and she set him on fire and pushed him out of her rented limo
The best Billie Jean cover you’ll ever hear
Bob Mortimer sings Billie Jean with a twist!
YouTube video by DoubleDeckerDave
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February 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
The best Billie Jean cover you’ll ever hear
When a customer pays and you say “Bye” but they stay in the store
elmo the sesame street character is sitting on a shelf
Alt: elmo the sesame street character is sitting on a shelf and he slowly slips out of sight
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February 7, 2026 at 1:43 PM
When a customer pays and you say “Bye” but they stay in the store
I will be seeking out this book.
Just finished reading this queer nostalgia-inducing treat by @sachacoward.bsky.social. This book illuminates how queerness shapes the monsters, fairies, mermaids, superheroes of our childhood and how our attachments to folk stories nourish our weird, fabulous, and curious ways. Check it out.
📖🦄🧜🏾♂️🌈✨
📖🦄🧜🏾♂️🌈✨
February 7, 2026 at 10:56 AM
I will be seeking out this book.
I push open a door marked “For You” into a sunny room full of familiar faces. I smell cookies baking.
“Don’t go out there!” I gasp. “It’s a dark maze randomly strewn with razor wire and unflushed toilets!”
Someone hands me a cookie.
“You were in the Discover Feed. It’s okay, you’re safe now.”
“Don’t go out there!” I gasp. “It’s a dark maze randomly strewn with razor wire and unflushed toilets!”
Someone hands me a cookie.
“You were in the Discover Feed. It’s okay, you’re safe now.”
February 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I push open a door marked “For You” into a sunny room full of familiar faces. I smell cookies baking.
“Don’t go out there!” I gasp. “It’s a dark maze randomly strewn with razor wire and unflushed toilets!”
Someone hands me a cookie.
“You were in the Discover Feed. It’s okay, you’re safe now.”
“Don’t go out there!” I gasp. “It’s a dark maze randomly strewn with razor wire and unflushed toilets!”
Someone hands me a cookie.
“You were in the Discover Feed. It’s okay, you’re safe now.”
Bsky feed: You like dogs?
Me: Yeah
Bsky feed: Here’s some puppy play fetish posts
Me: NO
Bsky feed: You’re kinda gothy
Me: I guess
Bsky feed: Here’s some dominatrix posts
Me: STOP IT
Bsky feed: Bet you like healthy living
Me: Sure
Bsky feed: Here’s some post-workout bumsweat
Me: (Flees to For You)
Me: Yeah
Bsky feed: Here’s some puppy play fetish posts
Me: NO
Bsky feed: You’re kinda gothy
Me: I guess
Bsky feed: Here’s some dominatrix posts
Me: STOP IT
Bsky feed: Bet you like healthy living
Me: Sure
Bsky feed: Here’s some post-workout bumsweat
Me: (Flees to For You)
February 6, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Bsky feed: You like dogs?
Me: Yeah
Bsky feed: Here’s some puppy play fetish posts
Me: NO
Bsky feed: You’re kinda gothy
Me: I guess
Bsky feed: Here’s some dominatrix posts
Me: STOP IT
Bsky feed: Bet you like healthy living
Me: Sure
Bsky feed: Here’s some post-workout bumsweat
Me: (Flees to For You)
Me: Yeah
Bsky feed: Here’s some puppy play fetish posts
Me: NO
Bsky feed: You’re kinda gothy
Me: I guess
Bsky feed: Here’s some dominatrix posts
Me: STOP IT
Bsky feed: Bet you like healthy living
Me: Sure
Bsky feed: Here’s some post-workout bumsweat
Me: (Flees to For You)
Dr Buckles!
The Adam Buxton Band - Shorts (Live on The Last Leg)
YouTube video by Adam Buxton
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Dr Buckles!
I can’t wait to have a day off so I can eat an entire cake and then feel terrible afterwards
February 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I can’t wait to have a day off so I can eat an entire cake and then feel terrible afterwards
It’s not just Thursday, it’s
a woman in a red and purple superhero costume is dancing in front of a striped background .
Alt: a woman in a red and purple costume is posing in front of a striped background . The text reads “Thursday”
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February 5, 2026 at 7:50 AM
It’s not just Thursday, it’s
(Picks up phone)
Phone: EMERGENCY CALL? RIGHT AWAY!
(Turns phone sideways)
Phone: WANNA WATCH ADVERTS? HERE YOU GO!
Phone: EMERGENCY CALL? RIGHT AWAY!
(Turns phone sideways)
Phone: WANNA WATCH ADVERTS? HERE YOU GO!
February 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
(Picks up phone)
Phone: EMERGENCY CALL? RIGHT AWAY!
(Turns phone sideways)
Phone: WANNA WATCH ADVERTS? HERE YOU GO!
Phone: EMERGENCY CALL? RIGHT AWAY!
(Turns phone sideways)
Phone: WANNA WATCH ADVERTS? HERE YOU GO!
The world might seem full of yuck but today I got to cuddle a small scruffy dog who was so happy he started hyperventilating and his owner had to calm him down
February 3, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The world might seem full of yuck but today I got to cuddle a small scruffy dog who was so happy he started hyperventilating and his owner had to calm him down
(Screaming)
COME ON YA BASTARD PASSIONFLOWER
COME ON YA BASTARD PASSIONFLOWER
February 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
(Screaming)
COME ON YA BASTARD PASSIONFLOWER
COME ON YA BASTARD PASSIONFLOWER
Star Trek Voyager: Riddles is Regarding Henry in space
February 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Star Trek Voyager: Riddles is Regarding Henry in space
New design for Kennedy Centre leaked
February 2, 2026 at 7:57 AM
New design for Kennedy Centre leaked