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After checking her mail, she held in her hand an envelope with no return address on it. It was red and had her address written on it in fancy hand writing.

"Open this envelope and all your Valentine's Day wishes will come true." She read the other side of the envelope.
February 15, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Finding out your Tamagotchi died on Valentine's day is just as sad as not having a Valentine for Valentine's Day. I'm just going to eat hot chip and cry in my bathtub.
February 14, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Lovino is amazing at guessing pasta noodles.
January 13, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I keep my vape in my sleeve so that I can pull it out like a magician wand.
January 11, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Trust me when I say I know peak and I know it's women with happy trails.
January 10, 2026 at 10:17 AM
// don't tell anyone I wrote this 🤫
January 8, 2026 at 10:35 AM
You mean a car? Y'know what, yeah. That would definitely prove it.

[ Nod nod nod nod nod. Please show off. ]
Hehe. And what do you have in mind, cerbiatta? A cow, a horse? Perhaps one of those loud scary carts people get into?

[He grins wolfishly at her. Heh. Old man's still got it]
[ Internally she's freaking out because a hot man is posing in front of her. Externally, she's keeping her cool. She shook her head, seemingly unconvinced. ]

Not yet. Hmm.. what if you bench pressed something heavy?
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
[ Internally she's freaking out because a hot man is posing in front of her. Externally, she's keeping her cool. She shook her head, seemingly unconvinced. ]

Not yet. Hmm.. what if you bench pressed something heavy?
[Luckily for her, he likes to show off. The big ham. He immediately starts doing several bodybuilding poses like Johnny Bravo]

Convinced yet?
Oh really? I don't think I believe you. Until I see it.
January 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Oh really? I don't think I believe you. Until I see it.
Can you not see? I'm quite fit! I could run circles around you modern people even as a creaky old man
January 7, 2026 at 7:57 AM
M..Mhm.. if. 😅
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
That checks.
January 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
If you were fit, what sport would you be in?
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I think Sean's got this. I've seen him wrestle. He can definitely handle a few puppies.
January 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Alright. If you insist.
January 2, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I don't eat it all the time
You are going to get weak and sick living like that!
December 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I wish Sylus was real 😖
December 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
These bags of assorted Swedish sour gummy candy are pretty good.
December 29, 2025 at 6:29 AM
But it's my favorite.
Please come over. That's not nutritional at all!
I diced bread, fried it in oil, then boiled it in water yesterday. It's a proper meal. It's called bread and water soup.
December 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
That's so cute!
December 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I diced bread, fried it in oil, then boiled it in water yesterday. It's a proper meal. It's called bread and water soup.
December 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
You. I. Matthew.
December 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
But that's what we call them.
I think we needtae leave the phrase "Potato Jeremy" in the past
December 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Canada, eh.
Where the FUCK are you from⁉️
Where I come from, we call them potato Jeremys.
December 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Where I come from, we call them potato Jeremys.
December 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I used to have a crush on Snufkin.
December 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM