in a few month's time i will be so old that everyone who can make a social media account now was alive when i was 16

"oh no they must have made an account while they were in the fucking womb they could still be under 16"

i hear it and i tense up. makes me mad

listen to me. don't ever watch eight crazy nights. i did it. it was a laugh free borefest. i barely grinned once. but bum biddy will always be a classic meme to me

oh and "swinging a bat at a hornet's nest with this one" whenever i see that it confirms to me that you are a very unserious person

the way people flock around a mildly worded tumblr post with "this website's hatemail game is insane" "i strive to be this much of a hater" "this is so hateful it's art" i'm gonna be sick

that's the only thing i can take away from this trend. they want us to buy our way into cozy familiar ignorance at a time when so many americans just want food. it's shockingly tone deaf, at least on mariah's part. but if it turns out the ralph lauren trend is just as rotten, don't be surprised.

it's exactly as tasteless as the mariah carey sephora ad, all these brands trying to stifle class consciousness and dissent with "look, it's christmas! you all love christmas. let's make it extra nostalgic this year for reactionary appeal"

no such thing as unskilled labour. it's all necessary