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Not sure if they're a good person yet, but all they can do is try.

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swedemeat.bsky.social
Getting the plush fomo rn. I hope it gets here soon. 😩
Drawing of smeat holding a Jabroni Mike chattoid plushie. They are smushing one side of their face on it in a cuddly way as their eyes sparkle.
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
swedemeat.bsky.social
"honkshoomimi" ass "who goes there" ass "you there boy, what day is it" ass fit
A drawing of smeat depicted in a nightgown with a nightcap and slippers. They are holding a candlestick holder with a lit candle.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
swedemeat.bsky.social
goober
A drawing of smeat in a very simplistic style. They are wearing a turtleneck with cuffed sleeves, their legs appear to be one solid line with no visible shoes. They are looking off-screen to the side.
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
swedemeat.bsky.social
Inspired by those Walmart photo studios they used to have back in the day, not sure if those still exist or if people use them.
A drawing of smeat posing in a turtleneck. Their arms are on a table-like surface with one hand propping up their floating head on a fist. Background is a stock laser grid image found on Google.
August 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
swedemeat.bsky.social
yeah idk i think i lost my ability to draw now
A fren-inspired smeat giving the finger.
July 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
swedemeat.bsky.social
Currently swinging between being extreme fatigue and constantly shitting my guts out
A smeat in a fetal position. They are shown to be crying and in pain, shown as lightning bolts striking them. The words "KILL ME" are written above their head.
July 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
swedemeat.bsky.social
when youre reading some wild shit in the discord
A meme template of smeat looking at something on their phone. The next frame shows them looking back up with an interpretable expression.
July 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
swedemeat.bsky.social
yeah dude 🍖🇸🇪
A detailed drawing of smeat, depicting them cartoonishly dead with a wisping, angelic-looking soul flying out of them. They are wearing a long sleeve shirt with pants, a belt, and shoes with the meat emoji for a head. The drawing is primarily in black and white, with the obly bit of color being their Swedish flag shirt decal.
July 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
swedemeat.bsky.social
Black and white with blue inside.
A depiction of smeat inspired by dakimakuras with two sides. The left hand side shows a shy, blushing smeat in their underwear, their teeth and tongue poking out a little with a little heart floating nearby. The right hand side is flipped and shows a sweaty, excited smeat after some "exercise," covered only by a blanket with a swarm of hearts near them. Nothing is actually visible, only outlines.
July 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
swedemeat.bsky.social
WEW forgot the most important details 🫠
Re-edited image of an angelic-looking smeat.
July 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
swedemeat.bsky.social
Wasnt happy with it. Maybe this one will be better. :^)
smeat reference sheet, last edited 07/07. It depicts some stats and extra visual goodies like different expressions. "SMEAT, Emonster, 27 (December 18), Internet denizen (established in 2007).
July 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
swedemeat.bsky.social
The s in smeat stands for sweet
A very sweet, angelic looking smeat.
July 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
swedemeat.bsky.social
More smeats here! Come get yer smeats!
A drawing depicting smeat's face being caressed by disembodied hands, going from top left to bottom left: 1. Hands are gently caressing the sides of their face. Smeat is embarrassed but enjoys it, giving a sigh. 2. One hand moves to the left side bone, thumbing the end while the other is running its thumb into their usually-hidden maw, making them expose their teeth. They appear absolutely flustered/lewd and taken aback. 3. Smeat is looking to one hand now off their face, still appearing very flustered. A polite smeat sitting criss-crossed. The caption next to it read "*Story Time*" A smeat wearing shades with finger guns, appearing cool but disturbed. The background caption reads, "HEY WHAT THE FUCK"
July 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
swedemeat.bsky.social
Holy shit official Chiitan account liked my post???
Original screenshot of user swedemeat's notification feed. It shows the most recent notification "Chiitan liked your post - 12 hours ago" with a smaller preview of their doodles post.
July 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
swedemeat.bsky.social
Extra doodles:
Various expressions and memes of the above character, most of them only the head, going top left to bottom right. 1. A depiction of the character throwing up a peace sign with one hand. 2. A worried/distraught expression with a finger pointed thoughtfully into their underside/chin area. 3. A dizzy head with hands clutching their face. 4. A head and partial of the body with a emoticon-style expression, the caption next to them saying "what" 5. A skewed perspective of the character, eyes drawn huge with noticeable irises and pupils, their body appearing farther away, indicating an extreme angle. The caption above their head reading "stares @ u."
July 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
swedemeat.bsky.social
Fun personal mascot design?

Fun personal mascot design.
An original drawing done using Samsung PENUP, done primarily in black and white. It depicts an ambiguous object-headed character inspired by the "meat" emoji, looking off to the side. They are depicted wearing a black shirt with the flag of Sweden on it, pants, and shoes. The flag is the only part that has color.
July 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
swedemeat.bsky.social
Was trying to play Voices of The Void earlier while my internet was down and uh

ominous lmao
An original photo of the poster's laptop screen taken at an angle. It shows part of the Voices of The Void title screen. When unable to download assets after a few tries, a picture of a blonde wienerdog looking incredulous appears, the caption reading, "I know what you are."
June 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
swedemeat.bsky.social
Adding onto this, there's a setting that will force you to add alt text.

To find it: click or tap the menu symbol near the top-left part of the screen, then Settings, and then Accessibility.
A cropped screenshot of a Bluesky accessibility setting for alt text. Its description reads, "Require alt text before posting" and is toggled On.
May 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
swedemeat.bsky.social
Man, The Gaslight District looks like it's shaping up to be a great little indie series but I couldn't put my finger on why it felt familiar and then--
A background wallpaper of The Goon, a comic series by Eric Powell. It features the titular Goon, a large, hulking man wearing a newsboy cap that is hiding his gaze. Standing behind him is Franky, The Goon's lifelong friend, dressed casually in a white wifebeater, pants with suspenders, and a brown fedora.
April 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
swedemeat.bsky.social
I can't believe people are not talking about this from the new Homestar Runner cartoon more:
A screenshot from the latest Homestar Runner cartoon featuring a blurred naked Strong Bad mid-jump into his pants. Straight up cursed.
April 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
swedemeat.bsky.social
If I saw this in someone's house, I'd want to ask them about Yakub.
A staged home decor photo of an Egyptian ornate table, depicting a gold and black Pharaoh holding up a glass tabletop kneeling on an ornate gold and black platform with clawed feet. This image was posted in the r-slash-home decorating CJ subreddit, courtesy of user perpetualliianxious.
March 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
swedemeat.bsky.social
My astrology chart(s), when trying to become a mix of air, fire, and earth signs: :)
When forced to have at least one water planet:
An older meme that takes two panels from the webcomic Gunshow by K.C. Green. In the first panel, a man drawn in a dress shirt and tie is frowning intensely, his arms are folded in. In the second, it shows him throwing his hands up in the air, exasperated, with a speech bubble saying, "I guess"
March 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
swedemeat.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender—and please remember alt text! 💀✨️
A step by step process for a stitching called "Basic Faggoting."
March 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
swedemeat.bsky.social
Alright subscription culture has gotten way the fuck outta hand.

Oxford, why are you locking DEFINITIONS behind a paywall lmao

Actual fucking greed
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February 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
swedemeat.bsky.social
Eyyy that's pretty cool, at least 100 people like things I like/post.
Cropped screenshot of op user profile showing 100 followers.
February 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM