this little dreamboat appeared in my dream last night

ok so as a child i found this to be a very relatable fairy tale. I dreaded the idea of some tiny pebble type thing fuckin with my sleep to where I’d have to investigate my many mattresses to find out which one’s f’d up

also remember when baby boomers thought breakfast in bed was a romantic gesture?

right? like crumbs, spills, no lumbar support, what makes it a good idea? bed and food are not friends

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it should really be one of the questions on the test

honestly even the suggestion of food being in the bed makes my skin crawl too

she hates peas so much!!

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