Mike Foster
swanmore.bsky.social
Mike Foster
@swanmore.bsky.social
The only sane person in a world gone mad.
Nowadays I am a mere shadow of my former self.
Should've used an ice axe - more ideologically-correct.
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Err... Sorry about the link below - it somehow got added when I accidentally typed "suppose it" with a dot in between the words.
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I suppose it could be, but I remember an item in the Guardian or Evening Standard or some other paper in 1 980/81 where they said something along the lines of "does the ad agency really think we're so ignorant we've never heard of Gallipoli?"
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November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I think her language is discriminatory - the bureaucrat probably had a life-changing accident, so Zara shouldn't use the term 'faceless' as if it's an insult.
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The tagline for the launch advertising for the movie probably applies to all of your listeners... "From a place you never heard of ... a story you'll never forget". Yeah, like no one's ever heard of Gallipoli.
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
That's Allan Jones, according to Wikipedia, the enfant terrible of Melody Maker in the mid '70s. Memorable for his reply to Phil Lynott's comment about something being an insult "to my people" - Jones said "which people - the Irish or the darkies?" which still shocks 50 years later; Lynott hit him.
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
OK, how about a friend with benefits then?
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
What are the implications for the kulaks? Shall we liquidate them?
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Does any country have a predominantly grey flag?
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
You have missed out the swear words!
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
... or possibly foundations for a WWII AA site that was abandoned a few days after it was started.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Crikey!
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Thank you. Beautifully written. I would swap the Complete Works of Shakespeare for just this piece if ever I appear on Desert Island Discs.
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
*offensive* not offens. Sorry
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I think I read somewhere that he was the one who said the Royal Navy "is nothing but rum, sodomy and felching"
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This?
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It's going to happen. You don't move lots of ships and people hundreds of miles and then not use them - see Gulf Wars 1 and 2, Russian invasion of Ukraine.
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
His irrational hatred of people from other backgrounds and religions is irrational, long-lasting and impossible to change. As a teenager, Farage was a psychopath - he’s still a psychopath.
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
When you make offens comments about genocide and gas chambers it’s not banter - it’s psycopathy.
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I'm hoping for a tax on tattoos and piercings, a Prosecco excise, extra taxes on all coffees except filter coffees, 40% VAT on dry robes and on any item of clothing with branding that takes up more than 5% of surface area
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I've always liked Regan's comment after a shoot-out at the start of the Sweeney 2 film, "My God, George! I've never seen so many dead bodies!"
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Lying comes second nature to Nigel Farage.
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
RNLI, luckily
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Matt Goodwin - might keep him quiet
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM