Gaash-Re-En-Kusheraa
@swanlizard.bsky.social
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I am the swan-lizard.
I am everywhere and always.
https://github.com/swanlizard
https://swanlizard.bandcamp.com/
https://soundcloud.com/swanlizard
http://www.swanlizard.net/
I am the swan-lizard.
I am everywhere and always.
https://github.com/swanlizard
https://swanlizard.bandcamp.com/
https://soundcloud.com/swanlizard
http://www.swanlizard.net/
I can practically hear the hot plates sizzling as the Devil prepares for Trump.
January 26, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I can practically hear the hot plates sizzling as the Devil prepares for Trump.
ICE agents don't deserve the grace of being called human. They're scum and once this is all over with, when they come crawling up and sobbing for forgiveness, just throw them in the slammer and forget they ever existed. And even that is better than what they deserve. Disgusting ghoulish creatures.
January 26, 2026 at 11:43 PM
ICE agents don't deserve the grace of being called human. They're scum and once this is all over with, when they come crawling up and sobbing for forgiveness, just throw them in the slammer and forget they ever existed. And even that is better than what they deserve. Disgusting ghoulish creatures.
MAGA is the enemy of the free world; if USA is not taken back from MAGA and Gestapo, Europe will be next!
January 25, 2026 at 4:22 AM
MAGA is the enemy of the free world; if USA is not taken back from MAGA and Gestapo, Europe will be next!
another day, another murder by gestapo...can't wait to see them be nuremberged
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
another day, another murder by gestapo...can't wait to see them be nuremberged
okay so I have to fess up to something real quick: my first impression of win 11 was vastly superior to my first impression of win 10 and honestly win 11 has been behaving for me and like GOD I SOUND LIKE A CLASS TRAITOR I'M SORRY BUT LIKE I'M SORRY!!! BUT WIN 11 WORKS GREAT FOR ME OKAY I'M SORRY
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 AM
okay so I have to fess up to something real quick: my first impression of win 11 was vastly superior to my first impression of win 10 and honestly win 11 has been behaving for me and like GOD I SOUND LIKE A CLASS TRAITOR I'M SORRY BUT LIKE I'M SORRY!!! BUT WIN 11 WORKS GREAT FOR ME OKAY I'M SORRY
so I got a refurbed 2-in-one because I was missing the form factor of "laptop but I can draw in mspaint right on the screen"
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 AM
so I got a refurbed 2-in-one because I was missing the form factor of "laptop but I can draw in mspaint right on the screen"
POsting art and pcitures of food is somethoing I've kind of wanted to do I guess but never got around to it but I guess I will make more of an effort to do so, bevcause I keep seeing this stuff here on bluesky and I guess I'm gonna be inspired to do this also. Wow stream of consciousness WHATEVER
January 20, 2026 at 2:29 AM
POsting art and pcitures of food is somethoing I've kind of wanted to do I guess but never got around to it but I guess I will make more of an effort to do so, bevcause I keep seeing this stuff here on bluesky and I guess I'm gonna be inspired to do this also. Wow stream of consciousness WHATEVER
i like earwigs they're cute
January 17, 2026 at 4:13 AM
i like earwigs they're cute
DUDE I actually made it to Progarchives!! www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?i...
www.progarchives.com
January 12, 2026 at 11:24 PM
DUDE I actually made it to Progarchives!! www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?i...
I hope they catch the vile murderer. Down with the Gestapo. The day fascism falls is the day America can even hope to be great.
January 10, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I hope they catch the vile murderer. Down with the Gestapo. The day fascism falls is the day America can even hope to be great.
Sturmabteilung straight up murdering people now, huh. 100 years was all it took to forget.
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Sturmabteilung straight up murdering people now, huh. 100 years was all it took to forget.
Diaper Don is now openly threatening my country with war. 2026 is off to a solid start. Towards the fucking aPOCALYPSE.
January 7, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Diaper Don is now openly threatening my country with war. 2026 is off to a solid start. Towards the fucking aPOCALYPSE.
Trumps skødehund Forræderiksen har jo lavet aftale om amerikanske baser og soldater på dansk jord...det begynder at se lidt suspekt ud nu hvor Trump har angrebet Venezuela og konstant snakker om at ville tage Grønland. Forræderiksen har givet ham muligheden for at holde Danmark som gidsel indefra.
January 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Trumps skødehund Forræderiksen har jo lavet aftale om amerikanske baser og soldater på dansk jord...det begynder at se lidt suspekt ud nu hvor Trump har angrebet Venezuela og konstant snakker om at ville tage Grønland. Forræderiksen har givet ham muligheden for at holde Danmark som gidsel indefra.
Pedolord wanted to live up to Putler's example, apparently, and is preparing his own little unlawful invasion to the south. 2026 is already telling us to buckle up, huh.
January 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Pedolord wanted to live up to Putler's example, apparently, and is preparing his own little unlawful invasion to the south. 2026 is already telling us to buckle up, huh.
I also have an "infestation" of cellar spiders and I say that in quotation marks because the spiders are my tenants and employees and they rid me of flies and mosquitoes and they're standing guard round the side of my bed and they're getting real familiar, too, and crawling all over me but whatever.
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I also have an "infestation" of cellar spiders and I say that in quotation marks because the spiders are my tenants and employees and they rid me of flies and mosquitoes and they're standing guard round the side of my bed and they're getting real familiar, too, and crawling all over me but whatever.
so my house is spammed with woodlice but they only eat detritus and they don't get into shit and generally keep out of the way so you know what, I don't care, live here all you want, knock yourselves out, you creepy little bastards; you're under my roof and my protection now, you crawly little shits
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 AM
so my house is spammed with woodlice but they only eat detritus and they don't get into shit and generally keep out of the way so you know what, I don't care, live here all you want, knock yourselves out, you creepy little bastards; you're under my roof and my protection now, you crawly little shits
mmmmm so this is what last year's tea tastes like
January 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
mmmmm so this is what last year's tea tastes like
ok so I used to make music a long time ago and I'm sorta kinda getting back into it after a 7 year hiatus so I put the relevant links on my profile but it's old and unmaintained and I still have to upload the better mixes so take it with a grain of salt I guess oh and I also program in assembly bye
December 31, 2025 at 9:23 AM
ok so I used to make music a long time ago and I'm sorta kinda getting back into it after a 7 year hiatus so I put the relevant links on my profile but it's old and unmaintained and I still have to upload the better mixes so take it with a grain of salt I guess oh and I also program in assembly bye
when I say garlic drink btw I mean I put an entire head of garlic (and other stuff) into 1 liter of yogurt okay, I don't fuck around with this shit, when I call it a GARLIC DRINK I MEAN it's a GARLIC DRINK, not just some cloves or like a hint of garlic NO I want it to BURN ME UP inside, I want PAIN
December 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
when I say garlic drink btw I mean I put an entire head of garlic (and other stuff) into 1 liter of yogurt okay, I don't fuck around with this shit, when I call it a GARLIC DRINK I MEAN it's a GARLIC DRINK, not just some cloves or like a hint of garlic NO I want it to BURN ME UP inside, I want PAIN
blending the solids for my garlic drink was the start, but straining them out afterwards was the step that perfected it and now I firmly believe I ought to be a nobel prize candidate in cooking science
December 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
blending the solids for my garlic drink was the start, but straining them out afterwards was the step that perfected it and now I firmly believe I ought to be a nobel prize candidate in cooking science
shitposting on bsky makes me feel better when I'm down
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
shitposting on bsky makes me feel better when I'm down
skummelgaard fortjener at have en rigtig rigtig rigtig dårlig dag
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
skummelgaard fortjener at have en rigtig rigtig rigtig dårlig dag
physics are laws AND I'M A CRIMINAL
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
physics are laws AND I'M A CRIMINAL