Swags
@swaggercat.bsky.social
With great confidence comes great wonfidence.
Are. You. Fucking. Serious.
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Are. You. Fucking. Serious.
When you get involved in something you maybe shouldn't have and you take a bit of a bonk:
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
When you get involved in something you maybe shouldn't have and you take a bit of a bonk:
The smells of my apartment hallways: a olfactory journey
- old lady ointment
- sweet perfume
- McDonald's
- garbage
- cigarettes
- bo
Fin
- old lady ointment
- sweet perfume
- McDonald's
- garbage
- cigarettes
- bo
Fin
February 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The smells of my apartment hallways: a olfactory journey
- old lady ointment
- sweet perfume
- McDonald's
- garbage
- cigarettes
- bo
Fin
- old lady ointment
- sweet perfume
- McDonald's
- garbage
- cigarettes
- bo
Fin
Contrary to the popular belief of that one person from late this afternoon, I am not a murderer.
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Contrary to the popular belief of that one person from late this afternoon, I am not a murderer.
I'm just a girl, eating handfuls of dry Lucky Charms, asking for a snow day tomorrow.
February 2, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I'm just a girl, eating handfuls of dry Lucky Charms, asking for a snow day tomorrow.
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Spent the afternoon paying to park in 3 different areas of downtown only to not find what I wanted nor any leads on where to go next and now ya tell me Catherine O'Hara is dead?
This is a stupid day.
It's stupid.
This is a stupid day.
It's stupid.
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Spent the afternoon paying to park in 3 different areas of downtown only to not find what I wanted nor any leads on where to go next and now ya tell me Catherine O'Hara is dead?
This is a stupid day.
It's stupid.
This is a stupid day.
It's stupid.
Me, shoveling:
🎵 I'm almost done but I can't feel my hands
I'm almost done but I can't feel my hands
I'm almost done but I can't feel my hands
Or maybe I feel them too much
It's time to go in and warm up 🎵
🎵 I'm almost done but I can't feel my hands
I'm almost done but I can't feel my hands
I'm almost done but I can't feel my hands
Or maybe I feel them too much
It's time to go in and warm up 🎵
January 26, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Me, shoveling:
🎵 I'm almost done but I can't feel my hands
I'm almost done but I can't feel my hands
I'm almost done but I can't feel my hands
Or maybe I feel them too much
It's time to go in and warm up 🎵
🎵 I'm almost done but I can't feel my hands
I'm almost done but I can't feel my hands
I'm almost done but I can't feel my hands
Or maybe I feel them too much
It's time to go in and warm up 🎵
Any time, plz
a cartoon of lisa simpson talking on the phone
ALT: a cartoon of lisa simpson talking on the phone
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January 26, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Any time, plz
When life gives you a power outage, you get up, you find that emergency lantern, and you shower immediately while there's still hot water in the pipes.
January 19, 2026 at 9:47 AM
When life gives you a power outage, you get up, you find that emergency lantern, and you shower immediately while there's still hot water in the pipes.
Good friends let good friends borrow their steam cleaners.
January 15, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Good friends let good friends borrow their steam cleaners.
Starting the day right with accidental antibacterial cream right in the ol' eyeball. 🔥
January 14, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Starting the day right with accidental antibacterial cream right in the ol' eyeball. 🔥
Meeting about the old Memorial Library Building. Let's see if anything is different from the last meeting (more than 5 years ago).
January 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Meeting about the old Memorial Library Building. Let's see if anything is different from the last meeting (more than 5 years ago).
On the plus side, look at this little salt and pepper foot.
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
On the plus side, look at this little salt and pepper foot.
That back to work vibe
January 4, 2026 at 11:46 AM
That back to work vibe
Friend 1: Yay! We made it through 2025!
Friend 2: It was pretty touch and go there for a while.
Me: To be honest, I'm heading into 2026 PRETTY skeptical.
Friend 2: It was pretty touch and go there for a while.
Me: To be honest, I'm heading into 2026 PRETTY skeptical.
January 1, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Friend 1: Yay! We made it through 2025!
Friend 2: It was pretty touch and go there for a while.
Me: To be honest, I'm heading into 2026 PRETTY skeptical.
Friend 2: It was pretty touch and go there for a while.
Me: To be honest, I'm heading into 2026 PRETTY skeptical.
When a three year old chooses you for bedtime snuggles over their parent, you answer the call.
December 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
When a three year old chooses you for bedtime snuggles over their parent, you answer the call.
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Merry Christmas I'll fight your dad
December 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Merry Christmas I'll fight your dad
What do you mean you've never shrunky dunk?
December 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What do you mean you've never shrunky dunk?
Holding my cat out the car door so he can throw up like a drunk sorority girl.
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Holding my cat out the car door so he can throw up like a drunk sorority girl.
In an effort to not poison my friends, I attempted gluten free shortbread cookies tonight. I think they turned out pretty good!
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
In an effort to not poison my friends, I attempted gluten free shortbread cookies tonight. I think they turned out pretty good!
This screams 90's point and click adventure game item that you find in a weird place but will need later.
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This screams 90's point and click adventure game item that you find in a weird place but will need later.