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swaefastide.bsky.social
@swaefastide.bsky.social
Of all places, right? Of all places
June 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
felt nostalgic, might delete
June 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I wanted to add more but there's a word limit
March 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
hahahaha
March 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
but enough of my good points
March 26, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I am not above such things, but am not crush material, due to being old, dull, plain, odd but not in the sense of charmingly quirky just in the sense of odd, sexually repellent, and as charismatic as a hessian sack in the corner of an abandoned shed in the abandoned garden of an abandoned house
March 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I do indeed have freerange, happily roaming pink-cheeked stalks but they have eyes on the end of them hope that's not too weird 😬
March 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
of course I would
March 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
you don't have to use their ridiculously priced red trousers food, just steal their recipes and use normal stuff. I can send you some rhubarb in about a week if you like
March 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
if you want to get what the packet kind of hints at I recommend that you make this
Rhubarb & Custard Traybake by Waitrose
We try out Waitress Rhubarb & Custard Traybake and let you know what we think of their seasonal recipe.
seasonseatings.net
March 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I live in a glass house, you tell yourself. I live in a glass house. when has THAT ever been a bad thing
March 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
and now it is Very Dark outside and will be for six months, also it's snowing, you tend the peach trees, but only feet away from them, the snow banks up, wolves pass by, ever leaner, ever nearer, as the winter drags on
March 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
like, aaarrggghhh, right?!
March 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
like what if you lived inside the subterranean avoid-the-aliens city on the album cover of war of the worlds whilst simultaneously also under one of the doomed domes of silent running, spinning through space forever further away from the lifegiving sun
March 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
All exquisite works
March 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
you looking for someone who gets things fixed, at all?
March 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
finally, I, a simple, impoverished, and totally unconnected man, with barely two estates to rub together, can lift the boot of oppression from my windpipe and write of my True Opinions and Feelings
March 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
hahahaha
March 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
💕
March 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM