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Silicon Valley Wallflower
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Childless cat crone.
At this point, it wouldn’t surprise me if Taylor Nation is her runway to assembling & launching the Nation of Taylor on an island near Maine, which will be full of ivy-covered Victorians, queer RV parks & merch sweatshops.
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Fixed it.
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Exactly what he needs to justify more militarization, just in time for everyone’s Thanksgiving table talk, all while he’s safely tucked away in FL. Piggy must be giddy.
a pig is holding a red stick in its mouth while looking out of a car window .
Alt: a pig is holding a red stick with a multicolored pinwheel in its mouth while sticking his head out of a car window
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November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
That ‘97 All Star cap has the event dates — Feb 7-9 — and I don’t know if it means anything but it smells of egg. (Or maybe my old ND brain has been hitting the patterns too hard.)
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Just to sweeten things, 11/24 is also Australia’s National Fairy Bread Day 🤭
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Used to think I never met any vampires there, then I figured out my male parent is one. (he swallows souls instead of hemoglobin)
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I hate volume recipes so much, I use the serving size on the nutrition facts — because they give volume and weight — to calculate how much a 1/2 c. of said ingredient actually weighs. 🤓
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
💯 this point. I keep thinking about how many people — from all walks of life — have risked so much to be in the c*lt. We’re not prepared for the scale of this unraveling / deprograming. But ppl will find ways to grift it. “From broke to woke: how to monetize your intersectionality” retreats, etc
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Predicting their next move is pushing for loopholes allowing products with lab-made “active compounds”, which they’ll claim are safer without fertilizer & pesticides, etc.
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Brown is the new fetch.
a woman wearing a santa hat says " stop trying to make fetch happen "
ALT: a woman wearing a santa hat says " stop trying to make fetch happen "
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November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Gill has thoughts about this asshattery. Dark thoughts.
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
What’s. With. All. The. Arches.
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Noticed this at Home Depot today. These employees are not paid enough for this shit.
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You know something is really wrong because he’s not orange.
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM