fjjfdjffhlkdhfjhg that's why I looked it up! My new barber is from Eritrea and his face lit up like a Christmas tree when I said "Oh yeah, that's on the Horn of Africa, right?"

"C'mon, Marge, it's so easy to miss Canada... all tucked away down there"

in order: purchasing on bandcamp, streaming or purchasing from qobuz, streaming from most other platforms (apple music, tidal, deezer, etc.), or pirating (if financially unable to afford other options) are all valid alternatives to supporting the spotify corporation.

Lo, we abhor not this cuddly womb. It's a plushie uterus! And the eggs are detachable and magnetic, which is really satisfying to play with. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/...

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Thank you!

Dude was tweaking and got kicked out for harassing the staff... and then he immediately ran back in and stole the fire extinguisher. Well, first he threatened to use it to bash someone's head in, then took off with it. WHO STEALS A FIRE EXTINGUISHER?! XD

I'm meeting one of my best friend's new boyfriend for the first time and I don't wanna look like a mangiacake :(

Women will never hate men the way men hate women.