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SurlyZ
@surlyz.bsky.social
I thought Indiana Jones defeated the Nazis. I was wrong.
Don't worry. X and Newsmax will tell you everything you need to know. Now go back to sheep. I mean sleep. I mean willful ignorance.
February 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I never thought a co-presidency could work, but Putin and Elon proved me wrong. They even share that funny-looking orange puppet. Though, to be honest, it scares the kids.
February 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Oh, it has. Just not in the way they meant to show it.
February 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Another Deep State mastermind pays the price!
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Feb 17
Brian Gibbs had no clue Friday would be his last day at his dream job. The education technician park ranger at Effigy Mounds National Monument in Iowa reported to work, only to be terminated on despite receiving an exceptional performance evaluation in the fall.
After landing his dream job as a park ranger, he’s ‘heartbroken’ to be let go in federal cuts | CNN
Brian Gibbs had no clue Friday would be his last day at his dream job. The education technician park ranger at Effigy Mounds National Monument in Iowa reported to work, only to be terminated on despit...
www.cnn.com
February 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Austin does marathons right. I love this fuckin' town.
February 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Everyone shut up. Here's the assignment.
February 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
My Super Bowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Two of my favorite people and my new favorite stamp.
February 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Rented some training videos. #2025
February 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
TRADE WAR!!!
February 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The pro-crime party is big mad, as the kids say.
January 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Weird nazi dude will lie about anything.
Elon Musk tried to impress gamers by livestreaming Path of Exile 2—and it backfired spectacularly. After admitting to cheating, the Tesla CEO’s “hardcore gamer” image crumbled, leaving him looking less like a nerdy genius and more like a rich poseur.
Elon Musk Admitted to Cheating at Video Games. Gamers Are ‘Aghast.’ Why Did He Do It?  - The Barbed Wire
Elon Musk, the world’s richest man, has the president on speed dial. He could buy and sell you and me like action figures at a yard sale. He’s also obsessed with trying to impress gamers — and it just...
thebarbedwire.com
January 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Message received.
January 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Because Mythic Quest is back, I will now take a moment to feel joy.
January 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Fuck this.
January 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sons of Ecstasy may be the worst documentary I've ever seen. You should still watch it.
January 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Half a day down. Less than four years to go.
January 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Jesus
January 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
R.I.P. Sam Moore
youtu.be/0pBTcdTWG-E?...
Sam And Dave - You Got Me Hummin'
YouTube video by David
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January 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
She says she's hibernating until spring, and if I have a problem with that, I can speak to her attorney.
January 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Highly recommended. Wallace & Gromit never miss.
January 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
For the last 32 years, watching Duck Soup has been my NYE tradition. Except for when I had a girlfriend and/or fun friends. So I must have seen it at least 31 times.
January 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
In one of the rare wins in 2024, I'm proud to say I accomplished my only New Year's resolution: to have a shitty year.
December 31, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Nobody panic. I have a canister of Raid specifically for situations like this.
December 31, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Love you Jimmy
December 29, 2024 at 9:21 PM