Black Lantern
@surelyfosho44.bsky.social
She's 6ft 2in and dances like a man.
Everyone is trying to prove that we're not all struggling.
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Everyone is trying to prove that we're not all struggling.
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reskeet if you approve
January 19, 2026 at 9:41 AM
reskeet if you approve
People will base a relationship on just the first question they ask you. Are you crazy or not?
Otherwise known as "are you alright" or "how are you doing"
Otherwise known as "are you alright" or "how are you doing"
January 22, 2026 at 8:10 PM
People will base a relationship on just the first question they ask you. Are you crazy or not?
Otherwise known as "are you alright" or "how are you doing"
Otherwise known as "are you alright" or "how are you doing"
Everytime my ego gets injured I get left for dead.
January 22, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Everytime my ego gets injured I get left for dead.
Why do people be at "work" having sidebar conversations.
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Why do people be at "work" having sidebar conversations.
If you don't fwm then why you talk about me so much?
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 AM
If you don't fwm then why you talk about me so much?
Do target workers ever take a break?
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Do target workers ever take a break?
Is Billy Blanks still living?
January 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Is Billy Blanks still living?
Yes, when people are unnecessarily nice to me I get suspicious.
January 16, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Yes, when people are unnecessarily nice to me I get suspicious.
When people wish me peace, I seriously wonder if I'm a violent person. How is everyone this peaceful at the same damn time?
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
When people wish me peace, I seriously wonder if I'm a violent person. How is everyone this peaceful at the same damn time?
Why do people keep telling me to be strong? Do I really look that bad?
January 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Why do people keep telling me to be strong? Do I really look that bad?
I hate cold weather, bitches.
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I hate cold weather, bitches.
Why do the Detroit Lions keep trying to make the superbowl. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.
January 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Why do the Detroit Lions keep trying to make the superbowl. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.
Have people forgotten how to drive or is it just that nobody gives a FUCK?!!
January 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Have people forgotten how to drive or is it just that nobody gives a FUCK?!!
I ain't protestin, period.
January 8, 2026 at 9:31 AM
I ain't protestin, period.
Scrubs are women who hang out the passenger side of their girlfriends ride. Haa reverse psychology.
January 8, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Scrubs are women who hang out the passenger side of their girlfriends ride. Haa reverse psychology.
Just because I'm on my cell don't mean it's your problem. That's my phone not yours. Did you buy it?
January 8, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Just because I'm on my cell don't mean it's your problem. That's my phone not yours. Did you buy it?
Store employees should focus on during their jobs and leave customers alone.
January 8, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Store employees should focus on during their jobs and leave customers alone.
Soooo, basically y'all sayin that money is running shit? Oh, my bad I thought money was a human invention.
January 8, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Soooo, basically y'all sayin that money is running shit? Oh, my bad I thought money was a human invention.
Did y'all know that driving can be taxing on the body?
January 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Did y'all know that driving can be taxing on the body?
I have to admit, no nut November meant nothing to me.
January 4, 2026 at 7:14 AM
I have to admit, no nut November meant nothing to me.
I hope y'all know that dogs aren't human...
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
I hope y'all know that dogs aren't human...
I don't like when people expect me to act like the person I'm trying to outgrow. Naah, you da past bruh...
December 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I don't like when people expect me to act like the person I'm trying to outgrow. Naah, you da past bruh...
Shout out to all of the people who have cyber trucks. My condolences on your stalled vehicles. 😂😂
December 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Shout out to all of the people who have cyber trucks. My condolences on your stalled vehicles. 😂😂
Why do people start rushing to do random shit near the end of the year?
December 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Why do people start rushing to do random shit near the end of the year?