ryan
ryan
@suplexburrito.bsky.social
god’s favorite 4/10 comedian
LIVE through the ditches and
LAUGH through the witches I
LOVE in the back of my Dragula
February 9, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Post your onlyfans account on linkedin to show off your editing and marketing skills
November 30, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Pissing off both the French-speaking population and the Pepsi vendor by pronouncing it “Perr-ee-urr”
November 27, 2023 at 6:53 PM
I flirtingly mumble to myself, “looks like it’s finally big boy season again,” as I adjust my scope and load the shells
November 27, 2023 at 5:51 PM
“Will that be for here or to go?” I ask with a chuckle and a smile as I load non-sequential $20 bills into a canvas bag
November 27, 2023 at 5:50 PM
“You’ve reached the end of your feed,” my self-feeding trough informs me as I wait until the top of the hour for my next meal
November 27, 2023 at 4:41 PM
whenever I see a grown adult tuck their napkin into their shirt like a bib I know some shit’s about to go down
November 27, 2023 at 4:01 PM
The NFL makes their players wear helmets because the League is secretly afraid of them kissing in-game
November 27, 2023 at 3:46 PM
I could probably do heroin just once, not saying that I would, but that I probably could
November 27, 2023 at 3:43 PM