My favourite colour is green.

He never twigged it as a wind up even once

30 year tradition gone just like that

My power supply is now fully Cat tested

Murder

Looks a bit posher than my nan's* special recipe trifle (Swiss Roll instead of plain sponge)

*pretty sure this is everyone's nan's secret recipe

They need something lighter or darker than that to help with. Their deposits of fur will barely show on denim.

Got fed up that everyone was speaking and writing from the point of universities, national libraries etc with big IT support departments. Then I realised there was only one little guy I could force to speak at a conference...

Joking apart, the main time I've done this consciously was when speaking and writing about digital archiving because counter-intuitively it was actually *why* I was speaking/writing.

I do this on the grounds that my presentations are to console the listener rather than aggrandize the speaker (cf Sellars and Yeatman, pref)

Distinctly second hand (nose?) at point of sale...

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