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@superslowceo.bsky.social
many dragons To slay on the way
To slay the dragon that i came here For
Pinned
behold the BEAST, it arises from the masses,
MODerating compliance,
then enforcing worship, deceiving itself
and it's own masses, until all mankind has REDDiT

- Rev 13: 4-8

13 × 48 + 1 × 34 + 8 = 666
@filmandseries.bsky.social ABC wins GOLD for the GLITCHY-EST NFL Television Production of all time. New Orleans Electric Utility from 2013 Super Bowl gets knocked down to SiLVER, and Elon Musk breaking his own CYBER TRUCK window with a steel ball, bumped down to BRONZE.
January 18, 2026 at 11:35 PM
@nytimes.com
John Harbaugh
is Jeb ! Bush
January 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
@peterzeihan.bsky.social
is it controversial ?
To 100% support The Monroe Doctrine ?
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 AM
January 5, 2026 at 12:46 PM
@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
ATTN SHiTHEADS

Trump ain't hitler and Trump ain't bush
January 5, 2026 at 12:21 PM
@peterzeihan.bsky.social
Boomer Gen = 19 total yrs
xGen = 16 total yrs
shouldn't you mention that 15% diff every time you do that inverted pyramid thingy ?
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 AM
@palmerluckey.bsky.social
avg guest speak ratio is 57%.
thinking ur around 87%.
All good but
way up there.
January 5, 2026 at 10:11 AM
@peterzeihan.bsky.social
very STABLE GENiUS say:

CANKLES now control the FLOW

To russia,
china,
mexico
January 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
@realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com
working the weekend Mr Prez! RESPECT

**weather my ass
This NO FOOTBALL SATUR DAY was circled on the White House calendar
( and Hegseth's Forehead )
some weeks Ago
January 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
@realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com
VLADiMiR gettin HiS Nappies changed TODAY the Likes Of Which We've Never seen Before
January 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
@samaltmanofficial.bsky.social
DiSCERNMENT Tools undefeated

vs. DiFFUSiON Tools
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
January 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
@glennkessler.bsky.social
hey yo !

who's RACKED Up the MOST LiES so far in 2026?

Vladimir Putin ?

Or this fucking All-time embarrassment ?
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
@nytimes.com
New day
new year
the end of Putin finally here
January 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
@obamacare-gov.bsky.social
if I just change my Monthly BANK AUTO PAYMENT To SELECT HEALTH

From: $435.91

TO: $1375.35

Does coverage and everything else just stay on Track?

Seeking fewest clicks possible to Auto re-enroll

Thanking you in advance.
-Yours truly Your Laziest client
December 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
@wsj.com
People will remember this $1776

Everybody will remember as a bullshit gimmick ..

But they will remember
December 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
@nytimes.com
honesty is respect
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
@nypost.com
ChatGPT is the BiNG ! of the
Agentic Bots

and NOBODY PAY$ for
BiNG !
LAN Lines,
& ChatGPT
UNLESS.. you SLiDE it into a BUNDLE that includes Discovery & AMC !
December 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
@youtooz.bsky.social
many dragons to slay on the way to slay the one dragon that I came here for
December 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
@nypost.com
I understand your frustration is the clown phrase champ of the 21st-century,
but the AGENTic BOTS think its super fucking awesome
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 AM
@netflix.com
Let em have EVERYTHiNG
EXCEPT HBO

Thatz what your CUSTOMERs and SHAREHOLDERs want
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
CONFuseUS Say :

need healthcare for kid

need handoff BULLSHIT - FREE SYSTEM To kid Also
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
@chatgpt-promptspro.bsky.social LYiNG ABOUT Your LYiNG ... ChatGPT definitely becoming MORE HUMAN
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM