Sam
@supersamio.bsky.social
World's #1 NFS Underground 2 enjoyer
https://www.redbubble.com/people/SuperSamio/explore
🏁he/him cishet/demisexual (and single 🥺)
https://www.redbubble.com/people/SuperSamio/explore
🏁he/him cishet/demisexual (and single 🥺)
"why am i getting so fat lately" i ponder as i consume a mcdoland breakfast comprised of two hash browns and a double sausage and egg mcmuffin with extra sausage egg cheese and bacon
February 13, 2026 at 10:57 AM
"why am i getting so fat lately" i ponder as i consume a mcdoland breakfast comprised of two hash browns and a double sausage and egg mcmuffin with extra sausage egg cheese and bacon
playing with my man yo-yo because i ain't no kid no more
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 PM
playing with my man yo-yo because i ain't no kid no more
crazy how, over 29 years ago, someone looked at a cow and decided to steal its titty juice
then at least a few days later, someone else decided to make it cold
and they were brilliant because now we have ice cream
then at least a few days later, someone else decided to make it cold
and they were brilliant because now we have ice cream
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
crazy how, over 29 years ago, someone looked at a cow and decided to steal its titty juice
then at least a few days later, someone else decided to make it cold
and they were brilliant because now we have ice cream
then at least a few days later, someone else decided to make it cold
and they were brilliant because now we have ice cream
felt like being the artistic genius i am and drew an eepy cat
February 10, 2026 at 11:14 AM
felt like being the artistic genius i am and drew an eepy cat
the two hardest things to make an HP printer do:
1. print
2. stop fucking printing
1. print
2. stop fucking printing
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
the two hardest things to make an HP printer do:
1. print
2. stop fucking printing
1. print
2. stop fucking printing
werewolves? i dunno i can't find them either
February 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
werewolves? i dunno i can't find them either
everyone always asks what's updog but no one ever asks how's updog
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
everyone always asks what's updog but no one ever asks how's updog
garlic bred? yeah i hope it did, i want more
February 5, 2026 at 1:04 PM
garlic bred? yeah i hope it did, i want more
yuo'r either a sussy baka or a bussy saka
February 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
yuo'r either a sussy baka or a bussy saka
it's just properly hit me how much of a fucking downgrade windows 11's task manager really is
obviously it was already slower and harder to use than the old one
but you also can't press alt > o > a to blindly turn it to always-on-top, because that's now in a separate settings menu
obviously it was already slower and harder to use than the old one
but you also can't press alt > o > a to blindly turn it to always-on-top, because that's now in a separate settings menu
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
it's just properly hit me how much of a fucking downgrade windows 11's task manager really is
obviously it was already slower and harder to use than the old one
but you also can't press alt > o > a to blindly turn it to always-on-top, because that's now in a separate settings menu
obviously it was already slower and harder to use than the old one
but you also can't press alt > o > a to blindly turn it to always-on-top, because that's now in a separate settings menu
katsu chicken? what did chicken do to kat that needed legal action?
February 3, 2026 at 11:25 AM
katsu chicken? what did chicken do to kat that needed legal action?
becoming a global dictator and demanding that my meals are cooked in an environment of pure atomic element 30
i have everything, and the kitchen's zinc
i have everything, and the kitchen's zinc
January 30, 2026 at 11:06 PM
becoming a global dictator and demanding that my meals are cooked in an environment of pure atomic element 30
i have everything, and the kitchen's zinc
i have everything, and the kitchen's zinc
ngl, this is totally me when i'm not gonna lie about this totally being me
January 30, 2026 at 6:51 PM
ngl, this is totally me when i'm not gonna lie about this totally being me
currently watching the snoc movies, will update as they go on
but wow the first one sucks so far
but wow the first one sucks so far
January 29, 2026 at 9:47 PM
currently watching the snoc movies, will update as they go on
but wow the first one sucks so far
but wow the first one sucks so far
it's so sad that balls died of ligma
January 29, 2026 at 2:43 PM
it's so sad that balls died of ligma
someone tried telling me i was a narcissist and like no? i'm too flawless to be a narcissist
January 28, 2026 at 2:04 PM
someone tried telling me i was a narcissist and like no? i'm too flawless to be a narcissist
what's the most important part of a joke timing
January 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
what's the most important part of a joke timing
3D printer? I hardly know 'er
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
3D printer? I hardly know 'er
*farts*
*farts*
*farts*
*farts*
must have been my wind
*farts*
*farts*
*farts*
must have been my wind
January 25, 2026 at 10:30 PM
*farts*
*farts*
*farts*
*farts*
must have been my wind
*farts*
*farts*
*farts*
must have been my wind
starting to think that nothing can't be improved by putting an egg on top of it
January 25, 2026 at 4:03 AM
starting to think that nothing can't be improved by putting an egg on top of it
so-called "free-thinkers" when they hear slide to the left, slide to the right, cross cross, cha cha real smooth
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 AM
so-called "free-thinkers" when they hear slide to the left, slide to the right, cross cross, cha cha real smooth
there will be consequences
January 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
there will be consequences
going on a quest to find friends but it turns out the real friends was the macguffin i found along the way
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
going on a quest to find friends but it turns out the real friends was the macguffin i found along the way