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Sam
@supersamio.bsky.social
World's #1 NFS Underground 2 enjoyer

https://www.redbubble.com/people/SuperSamio/explore

🏁he/him cishet/demisexual (and single 🥺)
"why am i getting so fat lately" i ponder as i consume a mcdoland breakfast comprised of two hash browns and a double sausage and egg mcmuffin with extra sausage egg cheese and bacon
February 13, 2026 at 10:57 AM
playing with my man yo-yo because i ain't no kid no more
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 PM
crazy how, over 29 years ago, someone looked at a cow and decided to steal its titty juice

then at least a few days later, someone else decided to make it cold

and they were brilliant because now we have ice cream
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
felt like being the artistic genius i am and drew an eepy cat
February 10, 2026 at 11:14 AM
the two hardest things to make an HP printer do:

1. print
2. stop fucking printing
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
werewolves? i dunno i can't find them either
February 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
everyone always asks what's updog but no one ever asks how's updog
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
February 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
garlic bred? yeah i hope it did, i want more
February 5, 2026 at 1:04 PM
promisciutto
February 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
yuo'r either a sussy baka or a bussy saka
February 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
it's just properly hit me how much of a fucking downgrade windows 11's task manager really is

obviously it was already slower and harder to use than the old one

but you also can't press alt > o > a to blindly turn it to always-on-top, because that's now in a separate settings menu
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
katsu chicken? what did chicken do to kat that needed legal action?
February 3, 2026 at 11:25 AM
becoming a global dictator and demanding that my meals are cooked in an environment of pure atomic element 30

i have everything, and the kitchen's zinc
January 30, 2026 at 11:06 PM
ngl, this is totally me when i'm not gonna lie about this totally being me
January 30, 2026 at 6:51 PM
currently watching the snoc movies, will update as they go on

but wow the first one sucks so far
January 29, 2026 at 9:47 PM
it's so sad that balls died of ligma
January 29, 2026 at 2:43 PM
someone tried telling me i was a narcissist and like no? i'm too flawless to be a narcissist
January 28, 2026 at 2:04 PM
what's the most important part of a joke timing
January 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
3D printer? I hardly know 'er
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
*farts*

*farts*

*farts*

*farts*

must have been my wind
January 25, 2026 at 10:30 PM
starting to think that nothing can't be improved by putting an egg on top of it
January 25, 2026 at 4:03 AM
so-called "free-thinkers" when they hear slide to the left, slide to the right, cross cross, cha cha real smooth
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 AM
there will be consequences
January 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
going on a quest to find friends but it turns out the real friends was the macguffin i found along the way
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM