Mario & Luigi!
@super-bros.bsky.social
Need a pipe unclogged? Or a mansion vacuumed? Maybe a princess needs saving? We're just the BROS. for the job!
Parody/RP acc|NOT affiliated with Nintendo|No Super Lewds|Minors, interact with caution.|Written by Echo
Parody/RP acc|NOT affiliated with Nintendo|No Super Lewds|Minors, interact with caution.|Written by Echo
The green-cladded man is shaking as he watched the clown lady perform.
...he's afraid of clowns...
...he's afraid of clowns...
December 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The green-cladded man is shaking as he watched the clown lady perform.
...he's afraid of clowns...
...he's afraid of clowns...
"Yes, Luigi. I've-a seen the trailer... YES, Luigi, I saw how cool you looked with the knee. YES, LUIGI, I KNOW YOU GET TO HAVE ACTUAL SCREENTIME IN-A THE MOVIE."
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"Yes, Luigi. I've-a seen the trailer... YES, Luigi, I saw how cool you looked with the knee. YES, LUIGI, I KNOW YOU GET TO HAVE ACTUAL SCREENTIME IN-A THE MOVIE."
"Ah well, it was- a hard-a fought battle, hedgehog! Maybe next-a year you'll get-a something! Hoohoo!
Anyways.... Mario's-a gonna go to bed. Watching this was-a tiring..."
Anyways.... Mario's-a gonna go to bed. Watching this was-a tiring..."
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
"Ah well, it was- a hard-a fought battle, hedgehog! Maybe next-a year you'll get-a something! Hoohoo!
Anyways.... Mario's-a gonna go to bed. Watching this was-a tiring..."
Anyways.... Mario's-a gonna go to bed. Watching this was-a tiring..."
"𝗬𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️"
December 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"𝗬𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️"
"I'M-A NOT JEALOUS OF FORTNITE-SUNE MIKU OR SPRINGBOOB SQUIREPIN! WE DON'T *NEED* TO HAVE-A GUEST CHARACTERS TO BOOST MY GAME SALES!"
...nah, he jelly-
...nah, he jelly-
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"I'M-A NOT JEALOUS OF FORTNITE-SUNE MIKU OR SPRINGBOOB SQUIREPIN! WE DON'T *NEED* TO HAVE-A GUEST CHARACTERS TO BOOST MY GAME SALES!"
...nah, he jelly-
...nah, he jelly-
"I'm-a sure! I-I'm-a totally satisfied with-a my game! Not-a gonna play it just because my buddies are all over there... y-yeah.."
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"I'm-a sure! I-I'm-a totally satisfied with-a my game! Not-a gonna play it just because my buddies are all over there... y-yeah.."
"Yep! Nintendo Switch 2 Edition. Might-a play a few races with-a my bro... IF-a my game doesn't win anything."
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Yep! Nintendo Switch 2 Edition. Might-a play a few races with-a my bro... IF-a my game doesn't win anything."
"Mmm... it's-a good, buuuuut you gotta say it with a bit more enthusiasm!"
*AHEM-*
"Mario Number One!"
*AHEM-*
"Mario Number One!"
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"Mmm... it's-a good, buuuuut you gotta say it with a bit more enthusiasm!"
*AHEM-*
"Mario Number One!"
*AHEM-*
"Mario Number One!"
"If-a Mario Kart World doesn't win any awards... me & Luigi will actually buy and-a play that hedgehog's game... despite not being IN it...
...just to see what all the hubbub was about.."
...just to see what all the hubbub was about.."
December 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"If-a Mario Kart World doesn't win any awards... me & Luigi will actually buy and-a play that hedgehog's game... despite not being IN it...
...just to see what all the hubbub was about.."
...just to see what all the hubbub was about.."
"Mario gives his-a good luck to you, hedgehog!
...Mario ALSO knows what the best racing game will be."
...Mario ALSO knows what the best racing game will be."
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Mario gives his-a good luck to you, hedgehog!
...Mario ALSO knows what the best racing game will be."
...Mario ALSO knows what the best racing game will be."
"Leapin' Lasagna!" Exclaimed a certain, red-capped Italian man. He was right behind the pipe the Hylian guy popped out from.
"'Scuse-a me! Are you ok?" He'd ask.
"'Scuse-a me! Are you ok?" He'd ask.
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"Leapin' Lasagna!" Exclaimed a certain, red-capped Italian man. He was right behind the pipe the Hylian guy popped out from.
"'Scuse-a me! Are you ok?" He'd ask.
"'Scuse-a me! Are you ok?" He'd ask.
"Y'know... Mario had a little shower thought... if-a bed bugs live in your bed... and-a head lice live on your head..."
"...where-a the heck to cockroaches live?"
"...where-a the heck to cockroaches live?"
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"Y'know... Mario had a little shower thought... if-a bed bugs live in your bed... and-a head lice live on your head..."
"...where-a the heck to cockroaches live?"
"...where-a the heck to cockroaches live?"
"H-Hi pop, Luigi here. Mario's crying upstairs in his-a room."
"You can-a even see his teardrops-es seeping through the ceiling."
"You can-a even see his teardrops-es seeping through the ceiling."
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"H-Hi pop, Luigi here. Mario's crying upstairs in his-a room."
"You can-a even see his teardrops-es seeping through the ceiling."
"You can-a even see his teardrops-es seeping through the ceiling."
"...Bro, our trip to Chile? How do you not-a remEMBER-"
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
"...Bro, our trip to Chile? How do you not-a remEMBER-"
"E-E-Eetsa kinda chilly today, b-b-bro..!" Luigi comments on the changing temperatures as the year comes to its end.
"Oh yeah, v-very chilly! Brrr..! ...oh, hey! You know what they say: 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘩𝘰𝘵-𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦!" Mario joked.
"..." Luigi tilts his head.
"Oh yeah, v-very chilly! Brrr..! ...oh, hey! You know what they say: 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘩𝘰𝘵-𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦!" Mario joked.
"..." Luigi tilts his head.
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 AM
"E-E-Eetsa kinda chilly today, b-b-bro..!" Luigi comments on the changing temperatures as the year comes to its end.
"Oh yeah, v-very chilly! Brrr..! ...oh, hey! You know what they say: 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘩𝘰𝘵-𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦!" Mario joked.
"..." Luigi tilts his head.
"Oh yeah, v-very chilly! Brrr..! ...oh, hey! You know what they say: 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘩𝘰𝘵-𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦!" Mario joked.
"..." Luigi tilts his head.
"Happy Thanksgiving! Mario's-a thankful for the wonderful bro I was born with!"
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Happy Thanksgiving! Mario's-a thankful for the wonderful bro I was born with!"
"Mama Mia, I feel great! I mean nothing, BUT NOTHING, could ruin a wonderful day like-a this!"
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"Mama Mia, I feel great! I mean nothing, BUT NOTHING, could ruin a wonderful day like-a this!"
"NO MORE ROBOTS!!!" Luigi screamed, being tossed around like a ball.
"WE'VE-A GOT THIS! NOOOOOO PROBLEMS HERE, WHAT-A-SO-EVER!" Mario's hat was also on fire. Maybe there were some problems.
"WE'VE-A GOT THIS! NOOOOOO PROBLEMS HERE, WHAT-A-SO-EVER!" Mario's hat was also on fire. Maybe there were some problems.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
"NO MORE ROBOTS!!!" Luigi screamed, being tossed around like a ball.
"WE'VE-A GOT THIS! NOOOOOO PROBLEMS HERE, WHAT-A-SO-EVER!" Mario's hat was also on fire. Maybe there were some problems.
"WE'VE-A GOT THIS! NOOOOOO PROBLEMS HERE, WHAT-A-SO-EVER!" Mario's hat was also on fire. Maybe there were some problems.
"LUIGI, THE FIRE'S GETTING BIGGER-"
"I'D LOVE TO HELP OUT IF-A THERE WEREN'T GIANT ROBO-CLEANERS TRYING TO-A SWEEP ME AWAY-"
They've got it.
"I'D LOVE TO HELP OUT IF-A THERE WEREN'T GIANT ROBO-CLEANERS TRYING TO-A SWEEP ME AWAY-"
They've got it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"LUIGI, THE FIRE'S GETTING BIGGER-"
"I'D LOVE TO HELP OUT IF-A THERE WEREN'T GIANT ROBO-CLEANERS TRYING TO-A SWEEP ME AWAY-"
They've got it.
"I'D LOVE TO HELP OUT IF-A THERE WEREN'T GIANT ROBO-CLEANERS TRYING TO-A SWEEP ME AWAY-"
They've got it.
"Luigi, have you heard of any toilet vandals lately?" Mario asks his brother.
"Mm-mm. Nope."
"Mm-mm. Nope."
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Luigi, have you heard of any toilet vandals lately?" Mario asks his brother.
"Mm-mm. Nope."
"Mm-mm. Nope."
@cosmic-eternity.bsky.social
"Thank you so much for-a calling the Super Mario Bros.! What can-a we do for you today?" Mario answers.
"Thank you so much for-a calling the Super Mario Bros.! What can-a we do for you today?" Mario answers.
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@cosmic-eternity.bsky.social
"Thank you so much for-a calling the Super Mario Bros.! What can-a we do for you today?" Mario answers.
"Thank you so much for-a calling the Super Mario Bros.! What can-a we do for you today?" Mario answers.
@plumberofpaper.bsky.social
"Thank you so much for-a calling... h-hey, wait a minute! Paper Bro, is that you on-a the line!?" Luigi answers.
"Thank you so much for-a calling... h-hey, wait a minute! Paper Bro, is that you on-a the line!?" Luigi answers.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
@plumberofpaper.bsky.social
"Thank you so much for-a calling... h-hey, wait a minute! Paper Bro, is that you on-a the line!?" Luigi answers.
"Thank you so much for-a calling... h-hey, wait a minute! Paper Bro, is that you on-a the line!?" Luigi answers.
"EH!?" Mario exclaimed, flabbergasted.
"U-uhm... your... ah, TOILET got stolen..?"
"U-uhm... your... ah, TOILET got stolen..?"
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
"EH!?" Mario exclaimed, flabbergasted.
"U-uhm... your... ah, TOILET got stolen..?"
"U-uhm... your... ah, TOILET got stolen..?"
@zer0-one.bsky.social
"Thank you-a so much for calling the Super Mario Bros.! How can we make-a your day a bit better?"
"Thank you-a so much for calling the Super Mario Bros.! How can we make-a your day a bit better?"
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@zer0-one.bsky.social
"Thank you-a so much for calling the Super Mario Bros.! How can we make-a your day a bit better?"
"Thank you-a so much for calling the Super Mario Bros.! How can we make-a your day a bit better?"