Sunny "Burl" Daze
@sunnyburldaze.bsky.social
I write stuff, sometimes humorous, often cynical.
Left the fascist "X" platform for good and am hoping to escape the rabid MAGA cultists once and for all.
Let's do something good for democracy!
Left the fascist "X" platform for good and am hoping to escape the rabid MAGA cultists once and for all.
Let's do something good for democracy!
RFK Jr. says Trump has "the highest testosterone Level" Dr. Oz has ever seen for someone his age.
That's why he wears diapers. His prostate is pushing onto his bladder, so he's in a constant state of urinary urgency. Rather than limp to the loo every 10 minutes, he just lets loose into his Depends.
That's why he wears diapers. His prostate is pushing onto his bladder, so he's in a constant state of urinary urgency. Rather than limp to the loo every 10 minutes, he just lets loose into his Depends.
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
RFK Jr. says Trump has "the highest testosterone Level" Dr. Oz has ever seen for someone his age.
That's why he wears diapers. His prostate is pushing onto his bladder, so he's in a constant state of urinary urgency. Rather than limp to the loo every 10 minutes, he just lets loose into his Depends.
That's why he wears diapers. His prostate is pushing onto his bladder, so he's in a constant state of urinary urgency. Rather than limp to the loo every 10 minutes, he just lets loose into his Depends.
I would go out and join my neighbors in protesting ICE, but I'm still waiting for UPS to deliver that brick George Soros bought for me.
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January 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I would go out and join my neighbors in protesting ICE, but I'm still waiting for UPS to deliver that brick George Soros bought for me.
I am so exhausted by my country.
January 7, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I am so exhausted by my country.
Why the hell isn't every single news outlet talking about how Marla Maples, while married to Trump, said to the mother of a 14-year old girl, "Whatever you do, do not let her around any of these men, and especially my husband."
For God's sake!
For God's sake!
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December 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Why the hell isn't every single news outlet talking about how Marla Maples, while married to Trump, said to the mother of a 14-year old girl, "Whatever you do, do not let her around any of these men, and especially my husband."
For God's sake!
For God's sake!
Nope. Still alive.
Well, at least the Chiefs got defeated yesterday, so one of my Thanksgiving wishes came true.
Well, at least the Chiefs got defeated yesterday, so one of my Thanksgiving wishes came true.
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November 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Nope. Still alive.
Well, at least the Chiefs got defeated yesterday, so one of my Thanksgiving wishes came true.
Well, at least the Chiefs got defeated yesterday, so one of my Thanksgiving wishes came true.
I know a lot has happened this week, but this afternoon, I'm trying to wrap my head around the news that the man in charge of our nation's health and human services, who thinks vaccines are dangerous, wants to lick his manly secretions out of his mistress' anus.
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media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I know a lot has happened this week, but this afternoon, I'm trying to wrap my head around the news that the man in charge of our nation's health and human services, who thinks vaccines are dangerous, wants to lick his manly secretions out of his mistress' anus.
Elise Stefanik watching today's Trump-Mamdani press conference:
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Elise Stefanik watching today's Trump-Mamdani press conference:
So what is MTG's end game here? No one goes from Cruella de Vil to Snow White like that.
It just doesn't happen.
It just doesn't happen.
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
So what is MTG's end game here? No one goes from Cruella de Vil to Snow White like that.
It just doesn't happen.
It just doesn't happen.
Has Megyn Kelly tried to walk back her "f**king a 15-year old girl isn't pedophilia" comment yet?
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Has Megyn Kelly tried to walk back her "f**king a 15-year old girl isn't pedophilia" comment yet?
No Kings protest - San Francisco.
October 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
No Kings protest - San Francisco.
In today's episode of "Things That Never Actually Happened," cosmetic surgery victim Kristi Noem, in a sincere attempt to "lower the temperature," said that in her last conversation with hate monger Charlie Kirk, he demanded that "dangerous" Democratic mayors and governors be "held accountable."
September 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
In today's episode of "Things That Never Actually Happened," cosmetic surgery victim Kristi Noem, in a sincere attempt to "lower the temperature," said that in her last conversation with hate monger Charlie Kirk, he demanded that "dangerous" Democratic mayors and governors be "held accountable."
Charlie Kirk was killed.
The killer was caught, thanks not to Kash Patel's Keystone Cops, but to the killer's own family.
Now back to the Epstein files...
The killer was caught, thanks not to Kash Patel's Keystone Cops, but to the killer's own family.
Now back to the Epstein files...
September 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Charlie Kirk was killed.
The killer was caught, thanks not to Kash Patel's Keystone Cops, but to the killer's own family.
Now back to the Epstein files...
The killer was caught, thanks not to Kash Patel's Keystone Cops, but to the killer's own family.
Now back to the Epstein files...
Maybe this means it'll be a good day today.
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August 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Maybe this means it'll be a good day today.
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The only message Trump needs to deliver to Putin today: "Get the hell out of Ukraine."
The end.
The end.
August 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The only message Trump needs to deliver to Putin today: "Get the hell out of Ukraine."
The end.
The end.
I wonder how much of Alaska Trump will turn over to Putin today.
August 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I wonder how much of Alaska Trump will turn over to Putin today.
Wordle was *really* reaching today. What the hell kind of word was that?!
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August 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Wordle was *really* reaching today. What the hell kind of word was that?!
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Trump: "I didn't draw that. I've never made a drawing in my life."
Also Trump: "Each year, I donate an autographed doodle to the Doodle for Hunger auction at Tavern on the Green".
The Venous Insufficiency Poster grandpa is f**ked.
Also Trump: "Each year, I donate an autographed doodle to the Doodle for Hunger auction at Tavern on the Green".
The Venous Insufficiency Poster grandpa is f**ked.
July 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Trump: "I didn't draw that. I've never made a drawing in my life."
Also Trump: "Each year, I donate an autographed doodle to the Doodle for Hunger auction at Tavern on the Green".
The Venous Insufficiency Poster grandpa is f**ked.
Also Trump: "Each year, I donate an autographed doodle to the Doodle for Hunger auction at Tavern on the Green".
The Venous Insufficiency Poster grandpa is f**ked.
Maybe we should've chosen the woman.
July 18, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Maybe we should've chosen the woman.
I don't know about you, but I'm never rooted harder for Venous Insufficiency.
July 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I don't know about you, but I'm never rooted harder for Venous Insufficiency.
Can someone with great production and editing skills please create a video featuring Kristi Noem's voice talking about "helping people" and " showing kindness" juxtaposed against footage of ICE violently grabbing people off the streets and shipping them off to destinations unknown?
July 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Can someone with great production and editing skills please create a video featuring Kristi Noem's voice talking about "helping people" and " showing kindness" juxtaposed against footage of ICE violently grabbing people off the streets and shipping them off to destinations unknown?
Oh, really? Whatever gave you that idea?
June 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Oh, really? Whatever gave you that idea?
Funny how the party of "state's rights" is cheering over the Supreme Court's decision that effectively eliminates state's rights.
June 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Funny how the party of "state's rights" is cheering over the Supreme Court's decision that effectively eliminates state's rights.
Emil Bove rises from his casket, eyes the enticing necks of the senators around him, and attempts to restrain himself from exhibiting his fangs in public.
June 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Emil Bove rises from his casket, eyes the enticing necks of the senators around him, and attempts to restrain himself from exhibiting his fangs in public.
This shit stain.
June 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This shit stain.
This says it all. The birthday boy pouting because no one came to his party, Mel smirking her way through it, and Eric's bratty kid sticking a flag between her teeth.
It's the American portrait Norman Rockwell never got to paint.
It's the American portrait Norman Rockwell never got to paint.
June 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This says it all. The birthday boy pouting because no one came to his party, Mel smirking her way through it, and Eric's bratty kid sticking a flag between her teeth.
It's the American portrait Norman Rockwell never got to paint.
It's the American portrait Norman Rockwell never got to paint.