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or val. she/they, 35, master of useless trivia, general disaster, queer. show me a pretty rock and i'll lose my mind.
Me, reading too much into the at-a-glance forecast: hopefully, 'early october warmth' means we'll be getting some 'late october coolmth'
October 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I just exfoliated my nose with something new and now it feels like it's experiencing the world in UltraHD MegaQuality Hypervision. But that's like, the only part of my face that's feeling it so it's kind of weird.
July 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I was just typing the word 'small' over and over and it's stopped looking like a real word. What do you mean 'sm' is just in front of 'all' like that? It looks weird. It's a weird lookin' word.
June 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Just cried actual tears of joy watching someome perform a slug opera. Good lord
May 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Jesus put Easter on 4/20 this year because he knew I'd have to be high to get through it
April 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My dad's face when I stumbled into the middle room where he keeps his office and proclaimed "HE HAS INVOLVED THE PENGUINS IN THE TRADE WAR!!!" is something i'll treasure forever tbh
April 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Every time I get to add a new word to my vocab I get excited like one of those deep sea scientists when they see a new cool critter floating about in the depths
February 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Approximately 20 members of Elon Musk’s staff have begun working within the Education Department. They have gained access to multiple sensitive internal systems, including a financial aid dataset containing the personal information of millions of students enrolled in the federal student aid program.
February 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Wooow yeah I love starting a video and getting two unskippable ads within the first minute and thirty seconds, this is such a fun user experience that definitely doesn't make me want to shut the video off and choke somebody at all!
January 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My dad always saving the last onion ring for mom because he knows she loves them is so cute aaaaa
January 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Jeff Bezos' Washington Post editorial board has endorsed Pam Bondi as a "qualified" and "serious" pick for Attorney General.

Nowhere in the endorsement did they mention that she's a former Amazon lobbyist.

Billionaire control of our media is a threat to democracy.
Jeff Bezos' Editorial Board Calls Trump's AG Pick, Who Lobbied for Amazon, 'Qualified'
The Washington Post's editorial board gave a thumbs up for Trump's attorney general pick Pam Bondi, who previously lobbied for Amazon.
www.rollingstone.com
January 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I'm actually kind of convinced that ellen degeneres came out a year after Mr. Wrong was released so she wouldn't have to do another shitty romcom
January 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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We have larger concerns heading into 2025, but I can't let go of the idea that the next season of Sesame Street could be its last. So I wrote about why the kids' TV institution is still vital after more than 50 years:
Can You Tell Me How to Get Someone to Save 'Sesame Street'?
With its Warner Bros. Discovery contract about to expire, TV critic Alan Sepinwall explains why the beloved children's series deserves to survive.
www.rollingstone.com
December 30, 2024 at 5:10 PM
"Customer service during the holidays is hard work," I say to myself as I crack open pecans with a rock for a very demanding little whippet
December 10, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Just popped my neck and it felt so exhilarating I think I briefly caught a glimpse of an alternate dimension
November 21, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Oz in charge of medicaid and all that? With this cabinet, SNL's gonna have material for YEARS.
November 20, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Dear Pokemon Company I am begging you, please, please, pLEASE stop advertising those adorable beautiful pokemon plushies to me my wallet won't be able to handle it if I lose control 😭

(pls actually keep the ads coming bc they're all cute and i wanna see moooore)
November 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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the only echo chamber I have exists in my head when I’m trying to fall asleep and every stupid thing I’ve ever done clatters around in there
November 18, 2024 at 5:46 AM
They yin yang cuddled last night and I'm just 🥺💖
November 16, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Outfit idea
February 14, 2024 at 5:28 AM