Aubrey Shumway
@sundyst.bsky.social
I don’t know what I’m doing any more. Does it come with fries?
I have been craving this Creamy Cranberry Jalapeño dip for a year.
I bought 3 packages of fresh cranberries to put in my freezer so I can have this again next time I crave it.
Happy Cranberry Fall to all who celebrate.
I bought 3 packages of fresh cranberries to put in my freezer so I can have this again next time I crave it.
Happy Cranberry Fall to all who celebrate.
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I have been craving this Creamy Cranberry Jalapeño dip for a year.
I bought 3 packages of fresh cranberries to put in my freezer so I can have this again next time I crave it.
Happy Cranberry Fall to all who celebrate.
I bought 3 packages of fresh cranberries to put in my freezer so I can have this again next time I crave it.
Happy Cranberry Fall to all who celebrate.
Playing Betrayal at Baldur’s Gate and this token always makes me happy.
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Playing Betrayal at Baldur’s Gate and this token always makes me happy.
Apparently if you want to make friends with random strangers in Provo, UT, you should wear a Dr Pepper sweatshirt.
Escorted my sister to the hospital for a routine scan and nurses, strangers, and food court workers have all commented on it.
Escorted my sister to the hospital for a routine scan and nurses, strangers, and food court workers have all commented on it.
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Apparently if you want to make friends with random strangers in Provo, UT, you should wear a Dr Pepper sweatshirt.
Escorted my sister to the hospital for a routine scan and nurses, strangers, and food court workers have all commented on it.
Escorted my sister to the hospital for a routine scan and nurses, strangers, and food court workers have all commented on it.
I have a problem.
…
The problem is we have FOUR switches and my GOOD Animal Crossing Island is on ONE of them.
And I don’t know how to move it
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The problem is we have FOUR switches and my GOOD Animal Crossing Island is on ONE of them.
And I don’t know how to move it
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I have a problem.
…
The problem is we have FOUR switches and my GOOD Animal Crossing Island is on ONE of them.
And I don’t know how to move it
…
The problem is we have FOUR switches and my GOOD Animal Crossing Island is on ONE of them.
And I don’t know how to move it
2008 Aubrey will be putting this on her LiveJournal.
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
2008 Aubrey will be putting this on her LiveJournal.
I stumbled across this Bardcore version of “Diary of Jane” on TikTok this morning and suddenly Emo!Aubrey is at the wheel now.
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I stumbled across this Bardcore version of “Diary of Jane” on TikTok this morning and suddenly Emo!Aubrey is at the wheel now.
One at a time, please!
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
One at a time, please!
Someone stayed home sick from Daycare and discovered the JOY of watching Spidey from bed.
October 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Someone stayed home sick from Daycare and discovered the JOY of watching Spidey from bed.
We are watching Cars for the 732nd time, and I feel like I need to take this moment to point out that Cars follows the same formula as Hallmark RomComs.
October 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
We are watching Cars for the 732nd time, and I feel like I need to take this moment to point out that Cars follows the same formula as Hallmark RomComs.
Tonight our toddler wanted ice cream in a cone, but we had no cone.
So we put a small dab of ice cream in a bugle.
Anyway. This slaps.
So we put a small dab of ice cream in a bugle.
Anyway. This slaps.
September 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Tonight our toddler wanted ice cream in a cone, but we had no cone.
So we put a small dab of ice cream in a bugle.
Anyway. This slaps.
So we put a small dab of ice cream in a bugle.
Anyway. This slaps.
The Shumling is almost 2. I did not give him permission to grow so big, but I guess there’s nothing I can do about it now.
September 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The Shumling is almost 2. I did not give him permission to grow so big, but I guess there’s nothing I can do about it now.
Spent 3 days at a conference, presumably to learn about relevant work topics.
But, the thing that is seared into my brain forever is that the hotel’s decorator seemingly did not believe in centering patterns and thus the fabric panels on the walls are not lined up properly at the bottom and top.
But, the thing that is seared into my brain forever is that the hotel’s decorator seemingly did not believe in centering patterns and thus the fabric panels on the walls are not lined up properly at the bottom and top.
September 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Spent 3 days at a conference, presumably to learn about relevant work topics.
But, the thing that is seared into my brain forever is that the hotel’s decorator seemingly did not believe in centering patterns and thus the fabric panels on the walls are not lined up properly at the bottom and top.
But, the thing that is seared into my brain forever is that the hotel’s decorator seemingly did not believe in centering patterns and thus the fabric panels on the walls are not lined up properly at the bottom and top.
Did not see it until after I had already ordered, but it seemed delish!
September 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Did not see it until after I had already ordered, but it seemed delish!
This drink is called the “Pink Pony Club” and I will sing Chappell Roan in my head as I drink it as god intended.
September 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This drink is called the “Pink Pony Club” and I will sing Chappell Roan in my head as I drink it as god intended.
Alright Brando Sando. Show me what you got.
September 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Alright Brando Sando. Show me what you got.
I first read “prosperous” as “preposterous” and thought “Yeah. That’s accurate.”
September 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I first read “prosperous” as “preposterous” and thought “Yeah. That’s accurate.”
Them: “Sick burn! How’d you get your war wound?”
Me: “Baking Cookies”
Me: “Baking Cookies”
August 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Them: “Sick burn! How’d you get your war wound?”
Me: “Baking Cookies”
Me: “Baking Cookies”
Real footage of our house on Friday and Saturday evenings.
August 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Real footage of our house on Friday and Saturday evenings.
I have nothing to say to justify posting this photo.
But, I just really like it and it makes me happy.
So, vanity posting a selfie, I guess.
But, I just really like it and it makes me happy.
So, vanity posting a selfie, I guess.
August 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I have nothing to say to justify posting this photo.
But, I just really like it and it makes me happy.
So, vanity posting a selfie, I guess.
But, I just really like it and it makes me happy.
So, vanity posting a selfie, I guess.
I have this thing where even if I super love something and it belongs on my favorites list, my brain doesn't always remember that it exists out of context.
Anyway, here is my list of the 10 favorite video games that my brain could remember as of June 25, 2026.
Anyway, here is my list of the 10 favorite video games that my brain could remember as of June 25, 2026.
June 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I have this thing where even if I super love something and it belongs on my favorites list, my brain doesn't always remember that it exists out of context.
Anyway, here is my list of the 10 favorite video games that my brain could remember as of June 25, 2026.
Anyway, here is my list of the 10 favorite video games that my brain could remember as of June 25, 2026.
Sometimes you get yourself a sweet treat and discover - after you’ve taken a big bite - a hidden ingredient that you are allergic to.
Unclear how they managed to hide coconut in RASPBERRY CHEESECAKE, but now I know.
Unclear how they managed to hide coconut in RASPBERRY CHEESECAKE, but now I know.
June 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Sometimes you get yourself a sweet treat and discover - after you’ve taken a big bite - a hidden ingredient that you are allergic to.
Unclear how they managed to hide coconut in RASPBERRY CHEESECAKE, but now I know.
Unclear how they managed to hide coconut in RASPBERRY CHEESECAKE, but now I know.
I should play Blue Prince
May 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I should play Blue Prince
This is now stuck in my head.
If we’re going to live through the collapse of our government, at least we get some bangers out of it.
If we’re going to live through the collapse of our government, at least we get some bangers out of it.
April 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This is now stuck in my head.
If we’re going to live through the collapse of our government, at least we get some bangers out of it.
If we’re going to live through the collapse of our government, at least we get some bangers out of it.
What up, Eggs Benedict?
March 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
What up, Eggs Benedict?