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Life is weird - let’s laugh at it before it eats us.
A friend who works at Colonial Williamsburg says they‘ve noticed a sharp uptick in MAGA applying for jobs as White People in the 1700s. Apparently the MAGA applicants keep showing up in costume, but it’s hard to tell whether they’re dressed for 1776 or a Klan rally.
December 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
A friend who works at Colonial Williamsburg says they‘ve noticed a sharp uptick in MAGA applying for jobs as White People in the 1700s. Apparently the MAGA applicants keep showing up in costume, but it’s hard to tell whether they’re dressed for 1776 or a Klan rally.
My daughter doesn’t need 37 dolls and you don’t need a ballroom that looks like Liberace tried to terraform Florida.
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
My daughter doesn’t need 37 dolls and you don’t need a ballroom that looks like Liberace tried to terraform Florida.
One of these brains can understand abstract concepts, solve problems, and show altruism while the other thinks Trump’s mugshot makes him look strong.
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
One of these brains can understand abstract concepts, solve problems, and show altruism while the other thinks Trump’s mugshot makes him look strong.
Circling Obama is less a cognitive response than a lifelong personality quirk.
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Circling Obama is less a cognitive response than a lifelong personality quirk.
Even the teleprompter flinched.
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Even the teleprompter flinched.
It’s the Scooby-Doo moment where the villain pulls off the mask and…surprise, it’s Trump’s own economic policy.
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It’s the Scooby-Doo moment where the villain pulls off the mask and…surprise, it’s Trump’s own economic policy.
How far back do you suppose he wants to go?
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
How far back do you suppose he wants to go?
The tie and jacket say “formal press conference,” but the caption says “after-hours pay-per-view event you pretend not to know about.”
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The tie and jacket say “formal press conference,” but the caption says “after-hours pay-per-view event you pretend not to know about.”
“Your honor, my client has suffered emotional distress.”
“Because someone said he was gay?”
“No, because everyone keeps asking why it bothers him so much.”
“Because someone said he was gay?”
“No, because everyone keeps asking why it bothers him so much.”
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“Your honor, my client has suffered emotional distress.”
“Because someone said he was gay?”
“No, because everyone keeps asking why it bothers him so much.”
“Because someone said he was gay?”
“No, because everyone keeps asking why it bothers him so much.”
Benny Johnson watching his name trend tonight.
December 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Benny Johnson watching his name trend tonight.
God had a stroke this morning reading this post and is letting Satan take over for a while so He can focus on His recuperation.
December 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
God had a stroke this morning reading this post and is letting Satan take over for a while so He can focus on His recuperation.
In other news, dogs in South Dakota are banding together to take out a restraining order on Noem.
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
In other news, dogs in South Dakota are banding together to take out a restraining order on Noem.
Dogs in DC are breathing a sigh of relief that Kristi Noem will be moving back to South Dakota.
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Dogs in DC are breathing a sigh of relief that Kristi Noem will be moving back to South Dakota.
Congrats to the White House for inventing a stat that measures doing nothing and still bragging about it.
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Congrats to the White House for inventing a stat that measures doing nothing and still bragging about it.
“Especially Mondays, people greet me like I’m DoorDash.”
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
“Especially Mondays, people greet me like I’m DoorDash.”
Watching the GOP panic over healthcare is like watching someone learning the alphabet on their way to the SAT.
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Watching the GOP panic over healthcare is like watching someone learning the alphabet on their way to the SAT.
She hung a sign designed to antagonize her colleagues, then filed herself under “victim” when they noticed.
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
She hung a sign designed to antagonize her colleagues, then filed herself under “victim” when they noticed.
“Help! My privilege has a slow leak!”
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
“Help! My privilege has a slow leak!”
Trump has won the war on woke.
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Trump has won the war on woke.
Sir Beta of Grovelshire, arise, and never make eye contact again.
December 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Sir Beta of Grovelshire, arise, and never make eye contact again.
I had only vaguely followed the story of Texan Russell Bentley, the American who went to fight on behalf of Russia. Russian soldiers mistook him for an American spy and sodomized and executed him in April, 2024.
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I had only vaguely followed the story of Texan Russell Bentley, the American who went to fight on behalf of Russia. Russian soldiers mistook him for an American spy and sodomized and executed him in April, 2024.
Elon saying good morning to his kids.
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Elon saying good morning to his kids.
I don’t know about you, but I feel safer when Trump is asleep.
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I don’t know about you, but I feel safer when Trump is asleep.