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· Nov 19
Steve Bannon looks like he smells like formaldehyde.
Charge all your devices at work to save on your electricity bill! Follow me for more financial tips.
February 11, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Charge all your devices at work to save on your electricity bill! Follow me for more financial tips.
Apparently Elon Musk has said that money can't buy happiness. And I hope someone tells him that money CAN buy happiness if you choose to spend it on happiness, but he chose to spend his on developing a ketamine dependency instead.
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Apparently Elon Musk has said that money can't buy happiness. And I hope someone tells him that money CAN buy happiness if you choose to spend it on happiness, but he chose to spend his on developing a ketamine dependency instead.
WARNING: A Trump company is going to manage TikTok in the U.S. Up until now, TikTok has merely been regime-friendly media. Going forward it's going to be straight-up regime-media. Only take news from accounts you already know and trust. Double and triple check everything you hear on TikTok.
January 23, 2026 at 3:36 PM
WARNING: A Trump company is going to manage TikTok in the U.S. Up until now, TikTok has merely been regime-friendly media. Going forward it's going to be straight-up regime-media. Only take news from accounts you already know and trust. Double and triple check everything you hear on TikTok.
I love when I click on an article promising their advice can help you save for retirement quickly, and then their advice is to earn $1000 more per month. Really top quality stuff.
January 8, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I love when I click on an article promising their advice can help you save for retirement quickly, and then their advice is to earn $1000 more per month. Really top quality stuff.
I hope Lindsay Graham trips and falls into a pond full of algae and duck poop.
January 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I hope Lindsay Graham trips and falls into a pond full of algae and duck poop.
Tired: Bush did 9/11 to justify the Iraq war.
Wired: Trump did 9/11 to make Trump Tower the tallest building on Wall Street.
Wired: Trump did 9/11 to make Trump Tower the tallest building on Wall Street.
December 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Tired: Bush did 9/11 to justify the Iraq war.
Wired: Trump did 9/11 to make Trump Tower the tallest building on Wall Street.
Wired: Trump did 9/11 to make Trump Tower the tallest building on Wall Street.
Its pretty ironic for Trump to say that Somalia stinks when he famously comes from a city that famously smells like peepee (no hate to NYC, I love that city, but it does smell like peepee).
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Its pretty ironic for Trump to say that Somalia stinks when he famously comes from a city that famously smells like peepee (no hate to NYC, I love that city, but it does smell like peepee).
Giving human names to hurricanes was a diabolical choice. I just saw a headline saying "Melissa's threat to Jamaica grows" and for a second I was like "omg who is Melissa, what did Jamaica do?" like low-key worried there's some insane Trump staffer I hadnt heard of starting international beef.
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Giving human names to hurricanes was a diabolical choice. I just saw a headline saying "Melissa's threat to Jamaica grows" and for a second I was like "omg who is Melissa, what did Jamaica do?" like low-key worried there's some insane Trump staffer I hadnt heard of starting international beef.
Not BSKY using Jerry as an example post 😭
September 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Not BSKY using Jerry as an example post 😭
My headcanon is that David Duke actually died 15 years ago, was embalmed and entombed for a year or two, then suddenly remembered he was late for a KKK meeting, got up, and let himself out. Bro looks like he's coated in crypt dust at all times. Like he will crumble in your hands if you grab him.
July 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My headcanon is that David Duke actually died 15 years ago, was embalmed and entombed for a year or two, then suddenly remembered he was late for a KKK meeting, got up, and let himself out. Bro looks like he's coated in crypt dust at all times. Like he will crumble in your hands if you grab him.
For anyone wondering how the #senate and #house voted, here you go.
Senate: www.senate.gov/legislative/...
House: clerk.house.gov/Votes/202519...
Senate: www.senate.gov/legislative/...
House: clerk.house.gov/Votes/202519...
U.S. Senate: U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes 119th Congress - 1st Session
www.senate.gov
July 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
For anyone wondering how the #senate and #house voted, here you go.
Senate: www.senate.gov/legislative/...
House: clerk.house.gov/Votes/202519...
Senate: www.senate.gov/legislative/...
House: clerk.house.gov/Votes/202519...
I know it's a bit weird to film other people's pets without asking but he was so cute and working so hard, and his human was nowhere in sight to ask permission. I wonder what his name is.
June 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I know it's a bit weird to film other people's pets without asking but he was so cute and working so hard, and his human was nowhere in sight to ask permission. I wonder what his name is.
Is nachos a salad? Y/N.
May 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Is nachos a salad? Y/N.
Currently listening to Spice Girls - Spice to drown out the haters.
May 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Currently listening to Spice Girls - Spice to drown out the haters.
Congratulations to Pierre Poilievre! So happy for him this morning 👏
April 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Congratulations to Pierre Poilievre! So happy for him this morning 👏
Imagine if we had decided to call airports "plane stations" instead.
April 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Imagine if we had decided to call airports "plane stations" instead.
Me: what the dog doing?
(Opens pet camera app)
Me: oh.
(Opens pet camera app)
Me: oh.
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me: what the dog doing?
(Opens pet camera app)
Me: oh.
(Opens pet camera app)
Me: oh.
The way these suggested posts were shown next to each other males it look like he's waving with a tiny hand.
April 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The way these suggested posts were shown next to each other males it look like he's waving with a tiny hand.
Bsky feeding me these two posts one after the other is 😘👌
April 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Bsky feeding me these two posts one after the other is 😘👌
If you ever feel useless just know you'll never be as useless as the Toronto transit cops on the same subway platform as me who are standing right in front of the gate, watching people use their card/phone to pay and trigger the gate to open, and then demanding to see their proof of purchase.
March 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If you ever feel useless just know you'll never be as useless as the Toronto transit cops on the same subway platform as me who are standing right in front of the gate, watching people use their card/phone to pay and trigger the gate to open, and then demanding to see their proof of purchase.
I recently learned that apparently JD Vance can ski? I had no idea haunted mannequins could do that. The evil wizard who cast the spell that brought Vance to life must be very skilled indeed.
March 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I recently learned that apparently JD Vance can ski? I had no idea haunted mannequins could do that. The evil wizard who cast the spell that brought Vance to life must be very skilled indeed.
Wow gonna stop posting trash for a sec because I tried finding a simple explanation of executive orders for a friend and discovered that a simple explanation doesn't exist. Joe Buddy with his half assed high school diploma would not understand most of these "beginner" explanations. Wtf?
January 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Wow gonna stop posting trash for a sec because I tried finding a simple explanation of executive orders for a friend and discovered that a simple explanation doesn't exist. Joe Buddy with his half assed high school diploma would not understand most of these "beginner" explanations. Wtf?
Pitch for a new product: doc martens x heelys
January 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Pitch for a new product: doc martens x heelys
I dont know what to do with my elbows
January 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I dont know what to do with my elbows
Does anyone else ever get that slightly itchy feeling in their eyes when they're sleepy? Because my entire face feels like that right now, including my teeth.
January 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Does anyone else ever get that slightly itchy feeling in their eyes when they're sleepy? Because my entire face feels like that right now, including my teeth.