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succupuss.bsky.social
𝔟𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔬𝔫
@succupuss.bsky.social
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imagine a frog with a cunty fuck ass bob
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A fish turning around because they just saw something crazy walk by
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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tag yourself 🐸🩵
10 different types of frogs with characteristics listed under each one
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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do you mind if i tag along??
A tiny Trader Joe’s bag
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Huell Howser in a shirt pocket
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Huell Howser kneeling in a field of orange and purple flowers. There is a speech bubble at the bottom of the image
November 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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bitch said “you are mom”
Squidward running away
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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i am a fortune teller, a teller of fortunes
A plate of five tacos de al pastor with cilantro and onions sitting in a black take out box. The sun is shining through an iridescent window onto the plate creating a rainbow glow
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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confident assholes with a quick wit
A cartoon bee grunting and “yes daddy” written over the image
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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A scribble of an awkward lil guy with his hands folded on a table “SORRY I WAS SO WEIRD, BUT YOU INVOKED A TOPIC I AM NOT CAPABLE OF BEING NORMAL ABOUT”
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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someone suckin on a chili dog
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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this is fun what does “zizza” mean??
hm. zizza palace.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Nicholas Cage on a cupcake against a galaxy background “happy birthday”
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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my taste in women:

✨ women ✨

my taste in men:
A drunk man dressed as Santa, sitting a bar and smoking a cigarette A man with a mullet is fully clothed in blue jeans and a white long sleeve button up and sitting on a green, purple and yellow jet ski Dean Winters as Mayhem with bruises and bandages on his face and has pink sunglasses on his head, is holding and looking at a bedazzled cellphone while driving A man is shoving an ice cream cone fully into his mouth like a huge child
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Marge Simpson hiding her face
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Everyone in the crusty crab is now standing and staring at you
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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All the customers sitting in the crusty crab are staring at you, judging you
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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i’m willing to bet money you’re cooler and that i fw u harder but whatever
Hey u seem cool I fw u 🙏🏻💯🔥 🍓
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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i’m so happy i get to know you 🥺 i hate that i cant hug you irl
i look up to you sm and i think you are really funny and gorgeous - ur internet little sister 💘
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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hi you are sweet 😚
hi u are nice
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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damnnn, ol’ boy was doing thangs
thats crazy LOL
My aunt is also my great aunt because she is my great grandfathers child and not my grandfathers
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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A blonde woman yelling wildly in a store. There are pink heart emojis bursting from her mouth
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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A duck standing over you with “pathetic” in white at the bottom of the image
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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mister frog was my father
you can call me billy frog thorton
A frog wearing a red Santa hat and holding a cigarette is sitting in someone’s shirt pocket
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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LMAO my bad

*boop*
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November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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cunty lil kid sipping coffee and smirking knowing damn well he hit a nerve
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM