suburbsec
@suburbsec.bsky.social
A dangerously mediocre man. Security person on the internet.
If you didn't want them to sit there, why did you put the shelves up!?
October 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If you didn't want them to sit there, why did you put the shelves up!?
I would help Ina Garten bury a dead body. Ina, if you're out there reading this, just call me.
December 23, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I would help Ina Garten bury a dead body. Ina, if you're out there reading this, just call me.
You're the real deal 🤝
November 19, 2024 at 11:54 PM
You're the real deal 🤝
This checks out. Everyone here behaves strangely.
November 13, 2024 at 7:55 PM
This checks out. Everyone here behaves strangely.
how many words, in your language, do you have for water or snow or ice?
If you could go back in time and kill one person, who would it be?
If you could go back in time and kill one person, who would it be?
May 22, 2024 at 3:51 AM
how many words, in your language, do you have for water or snow or ice?
If you could go back in time and kill one person, who would it be?
If you could go back in time and kill one person, who would it be?
what are your favorite hobbies
have you ever seen a ghost
have you ever time traveled
were you reincarnated
what are your favorite naughty activities to do
definitely include questions which may help you reveal that the dog is from somewhere that's not earth
have you ever seen a ghost
have you ever time traveled
were you reincarnated
what are your favorite naughty activities to do
definitely include questions which may help you reveal that the dog is from somewhere that's not earth
May 22, 2024 at 3:50 AM
what are your favorite hobbies
have you ever seen a ghost
have you ever time traveled
were you reincarnated
what are your favorite naughty activities to do
definitely include questions which may help you reveal that the dog is from somewhere that's not earth
have you ever seen a ghost
have you ever time traveled
were you reincarnated
what are your favorite naughty activities to do
definitely include questions which may help you reveal that the dog is from somewhere that's not earth