"Oh hey! Kirby's back! yay!"

"...Nobody tell Sailor Dee... he might start to panic at even the MENTION of him..."

"An... hour or three?"

*The dee sighed...*

"Look, just patch me in when he's available, I don't care if it's during a mission or something, I just need to speak to him when I can..."

"Aye, this is Bandana Dee of the #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒... I'm... calling to see if Meta Knight is available at this time? Not to say there's any danger whatsoever at the moment I was just... curious is all..."

"With multiple Sir Meta Knights, I should really invest in trying to clone myself somehow, I mean there can't just be ONE Sailor Dee doin' everything around these parts!"

�̷̥̺̇̅"̶̧̗̖͉̿̒̂͌Î̴̧̼͔̟ ̷̮͍̥̅w̸͚̹̃͜ơ̷͚͙̤̝͌̀ȕ̵͎͚̭̑̒ͅl̸͖͂͠d̷̛̤̳̀̃̎ͅ ̷̢͠t̴̞͓̍͗ä̴̮͉̟́̿k̴͙͍̿è̵̳̔̿̄͜ ̶͍̻͌͆͋̾ó̶̭̘̭̈́͘f̶̟͉̭̺̂̌̂̾f̵̡̟͇̺́͊ ̶͍̜͖̀̽̏ẗ̸̩̻͚́͆̀h̷̻̞̬̯̑ȋ̶̞̺̣̈́͊͘s̶̗̀̆ ̷̯͍͘m̴̮̙̄̾͜a̶̭͎̅̄͝͠s̴̱̝̘̹̒ḵ̷̘̤̎͆ ̴̺̘̾͝t̸̡̬̎͊o̴̡̺̚ ̷̰̫͗s̷̹͒͛h̶̤̐̾́ŏ̴̧̨̿̔͛w̷̹̯͓͍̒ ̷̖̓̈̐̕ý̶͕͓͈̕o̶̬͎̅͂u̸̖͚̞̗̽̋͆͝.̴̨̤̇̾̇ ̴̠͇̯͍͌͗.̷̞̳̺͐̀͛ ̶̠̞̈́̐.̶̝̏̈́̉ͅ ̸͔̤͊b̵̛̻̬̤̼̎ư̸̪̱̯̻͝t̵̨̤͕̠̀̃̕͠ ̸̠̓̄̀͠I̵̼̤̿͊'̴̥̀̔̕͜d̸̲̰̖͊̀̕͜ ̶̫̞̹̈́́͗r̶̢͎͚̈́ā̴̩̯t̴̻̎̕ḧ̷̤͔̥̈e̸̗̺̗̯͒̈́͒̌r̶̲̣̠̣̒̾ ̴̡̱̜̋̍͜͠n̸̺̘͗͂̿̀o̷̙͓̻͒͋͊ţ̴̝̪͊̑̃͝ ̵̰̯̝̻̋̏̄͒t̴͓̦̹̍r̸̘͇̫̟̓̃̃̈́ḯ̴̤͙͎̈́̈́g̸̬̰͍̥̔g̸̡̯̱̉e̸̡̽͊̈́͝r̷̨͎̻̐̄̋͆ ̶̘̰̗͐ȳ̴̭͓̘ǫ̷̘̭̇̅͌͋͜u̸̜̮̿͋͑̀͜ŕ̸̛̺̬̈́̈́ ̸͚̝̒̉̄P̶̬̼͓̮̔̈́T̴͇̈̽́S̴͉̀͗̾͑ͅD̴̻̈́̔͝͠ ̵̱̒͜͝o̶͇͊͑f̴̻̘̈́.̴̧͓̈́ ̸̭̱̍.̵͕̹͚͆͜ ̴͎̀.̷̪̬̈̽̒̓͜ ̸̨̥̜̬̈́̌͝ǫ̶̟̅̀̈͜f̷͔̕.̴͎̠͔͑ ̷̩̭́̈̀̿.̷̨͔̃͛̅ ̵͔̮͉͚̐͊̇.̶͇̈̀̌̉"̷̲̰͎̏͐̿̀

*. . . Silence, that glitchy voice though. . . sounds somewhat familiar, but you can't put your finger on it*

"̸I̶'̶m̴ ̸n̵o̸t̶ ̶g̵o̴n̷n̵a̶ ̴h̸i̶d̷e̸ ̶a̴n̸y̴t̷h̵i̷n̶g̸,̴ ̸I̵'̶m̷.̶ ̶.̶ ̸.̵ ̴n̵o̵t̸ ̸y̸o̴u̵r̴ ̷b̵o̴s̵s̵"̵

*"Meta knight" turns around towards the sailor, his eyes were pure white instead of the usual yellow*

"̴͖͖̽̑Ṃ̶̾ȧ̵̹͖̔y̶̝̘͛̎M̴̞̿̊a̵͔̞̎̃y̸̩̟̍M̸̘̚á̸͖̲̅y̵̢͝ͅM̵̳̯̋a̴͔͛y̷̻̔͝b̸̲̹̏̀e̶̦͜͝ ̴͖̅a̷̧͍̚ ̸̨͛͠d̸̖̅̋i̴̻͍͋̃s̴̘͉̉͂G̶̭͑̚U̸̧̲̓̈́Ỉ̴͜Ś̷͉̝̀E̶̞̊.̵̼̍ ̵̝̍̍.̷̖͋̍ͅ ̵̻̏.̷̖̋͋ͅ ̷̺̥͝m̴̘̞͒͘à̶͙̭͘y̵̫̓̓b̷̡̓ḛ̸̣̆͊ ̶̨͉̿i̷̺̓f̴͚̖͂ ̵̼̇͒i̵̢̪̿͗t̵̢̅ ̸͕̼̓̓m̸͇͌e̷͇͎̋͠a̵̧̍n̴̘̂͊ŝ̶̞̐ ̸̘̓̉c̸̣̜̕̕o̷̝̒m̷̨̢͝ḯ̷͉̤̇n̶͍͕͊̕g̸̨̡̎́ ̴̧̅o̴̙͋̚u̸̯̒̅ṭ̵̌ ̷̭͈͑̊t̶̨͈̐̈ǒ̵̢̤͑ ̸͕̦̑ẖ̷̮̎͌i̴͚̎m̵̢̑͠ͅ ̸̦͔̐e̸͍̾̋â̴̝̟͝s̷̙̆̆i̷̤̫̔ẻ̴̠͔͘r̴͉͉͛͝.̶̻̜̈́ ̵͎́̇.̷͙̇ ̴̢̆.̷̞̒͝ ̵͕͗̏ ̴͇̽I̵͖̒ ̴͇̪͛g̵͖̻̍̀ṵ̶̳̅͗ę̶̤͐̽s̵̨͇̈́s̵̨͝ ̵̯͛̚ī̶͜t̶̳̀͘'̸̧̯̈́s̷͉̐̃ ̸̧̢̓̋t̶̰̋h̴̰͆é̷̢̯ ̷̙̈́͝ͅb̶̨͖̕e̴̖̔̔͜s̸̤̥̿̒t̸̺̬͗ ̶̻̑̅ŏ̴̙p̸͎̈́̌t̴̛̮i̸͔͂o̶͈͋̌n̵̨̺̽ ̷̞̔Ī̴͓ ̶̫̦̈h̶̥̭̿̿ǎ̶̼̉v̵̪̉ë̵̹̗́.̴̛͇ ̸͖̔̕.̷̙͌̉"̶̟̾̉ͅ

*Missingno contorts and shifts, till he turns into the masked knight of dreamland, pulling himself out of the water*

(̷̢͚̪̇̆̏"̶͖̽̔Ḥ̴̘̾̉e̶̮̬̦̋͐̄-̷̢̇͂H̷̱̙͖͋̑͘e̵̼͝-̴̳̞͎̿͑̒Ḧ̵̿͜ͅě̵͜ŗ̸̱̀̊ē̴̯͋̏ ̵̼̰̑g̷̹̗̿͆̈ͅo̸̯̰̱͋̎e̸̻̳͗͌s̷̨͕̐ ̷͉̅̑̇n̷̝̯̘̈̽̅õ̸̯̘͎̾͊t̵͉͉͍̂̅͘h̷͈̼̬̆̑ì̴͖̠͇͋̕n̸̳͎͗͊g̷̥͋̕"̵̮̞̮̑)̴̟̞̕

"̸̦͈͍͐̊̊ ̴͙̹̃̉̉̓*̸̨͙̮͝G̸͖̪̀͐ä̷̦̦̗̘́̒̀s̷̮̝̱͊p̵͍͒*̶̱͔̭̄̄̔̈́ ̷̡̯͓̞̏̓̚"̴̡͎̮͂ *Splash*

*Missingno. quickly ducks back under water in a panic, one of their victims while they were separated, and they're not happy about this. . .*

". . . N̸̰͖͘ơ̴̼̓.̸̧͝ͅ ̸̖̈́.̴̟͐͌ ̷̟̹̈́̀.̶̳̯́ ̴͚͗ẃ̶̙͉-̸͕̈̈́ẅ̵͉͓́͐h̵̗͖́͆y̴̘̿̄,̸̝̻͋ ̸̠͙̔w̸̹̻̕͝h̶̠̕ỳ̶̗̭̔ ̸̪̝͒̉t̸̞̖͗h̶̩̊̇ë̶̢̢m̴͍̔ ̴̣̬̿͝o̸̤̊f̶͜͝ ̷̘̞͊ă̶̗̞l̷̹͌̐l̵̨̃̕ ̸͇̒p̶̳̯͗ẹ̶͊͜ö̸͙͚́̉p̸͍̟͝ĺ̸͍̯e̷̪̊͝,̵͚̯̔̈ ̵̫̥̉Í̸͍͙-̴̢̫́Ì̵̗́-̶̮̎Í̴̢͔ ̵̟͍̓m̵͓̅̋͜a̸͉͝y̷̪̕ ̵͖͌͗n̴̤̿̆ō̶͈t̷͔̲̽ ̸̜̉ȑ̸̙̙̇ë̵͔͜m̴̟̮̋͗ę̵͉͛̾m̶̨̝̋̓b̸̳͍̏̃e̸̛̝r̸͍͊ ̴̿̅͜m̴̪͠u̵̙̐c̸̢̲̄h̶̹͌͑.̷̢͓́̈́ ̷̧́͘.̶̇͘͜ ̶̜̺̏̄.̵͙̆͠ ̸͔͛̏ḇ̷̻̀u̸͈͎͆̚t̷̪̟̽͝ ̸̝͌́h̷̥̪͝ë̸͔͉́.̴͇̾̚ ̴̪͉͊.̶̨͋ ̴̰̼̄͛.̵̹͙̾ ̶̣̏͂Ĥ̴̠é̸͕̪̉-̴̡͋ ̸͔̞̐h̴̫͌E̶͙̐-̶̟̿ ̵̙̾̕H̴̞͌͜e̸͇̙̐̓è̶̮͖E̵̟̿e̴͕̩͗ē̵̳,̵̲̼̉̇]̴̛͓̀ ̷̗̈͘͜H̵̺͗I̸͍̰̋̀M̵̭͓̓͝.̴̛̰ ̵͕̈́.̸̟̺͊͝ ̸̀͜.̴̢̃ ̷̦̄ ̶̞̂N̷̰̍̋-̸̮̇̕N̸̖̣͗͛ŏ̸͇t̴͍̎ ̸̗͊l̴̡͎̿i̶̩̖̽k̷̫̈́̉͜e̸̤͓̔ ̸͔́t̴͔͌h̸̡͙̑̏i̵̡͗s̶̡̒̽.̷̲̬̏"̶̗̂̈́

". . ." *Doesn't seem like anyone is here besides h̴͕͇̪͘î̶͈̙̗̈́̃m̸͕͖̣̊*

*However, for some. . odd reason, you feel a presence nearby, a presence that's oddly familiar to Dee. . . a̴̮͋̓͐n̵̡̫̈̇d̴̨̝̪̈́ ̶̆̌ͅǐ̴̜t̷̲͚̥͋̈́̕'̷̫̇s̶̭̔̐ ̶̡̞̔̒̎ͅo̴̩̝͑̑͠n̵̠͛̓e̷͕̍̕ ̴͇̿h̶̬͕́̈͛e̶͇̼̍͂͘͜ ̸̺̈́w̴̢͔̞̎̕ḯ̶̜̰͂ș̸̡̻̇h̵͜͝ ̵̱͆h̷̨͎͋ę̷̛̣̻ ̷̖̣̯̅͝c̵͔̹͊͝ō̴̢̭̞ṵ̷̉͆̓l̷̢͚̦̒d̴̠͗͛̄ ̷̲̈́̉f̸̨͗̓o̸̤͓͌̆̚r̴̛̹̳̮̾̽g̵̬̀̾ê̵̫t̷͓̋*

�̷̥̺̇̅(̶͇̓̂̊"̷̜̠͓̃͌L̷̟̦̀̄ò̴͎̣̫o̷͇͎͛̍k̷̙̿̍s̶̢̝̭̃̈́̓ ̶̧͋l̴̠̓i̶̞͋̕k̸̟̑̉e̵̼͂̀̚ ̸̮̤͛s̸͉̳͌̂ơ̸͇̥͐͌m̴̭̎ę̴͇̭͝o̴̗̙̊͜n̸͍̈́͒e̸̖̮͂ ̶̨̰͉͋̊ń̴̤̾̐e̵͇̓ẉ̸̦̝̀̈́̓ ̴̻̄̉i̶̙̣̺̋͗s̷̗̀ ̴̡̳͋̓̚h̸̡͗e̶͖̫̩͒̐̂ŗ̴͕͕̓̎̕ȩ̴̜͓̈̕.̷̰̱͛ ̶̪̅̈́.̴̖͖̭͐̐ ̵͖̊.̵͍̱͕̽̒ ̶̹̲̑̆ͅä̷́͑̋͜g̴͓̑̀̕a̷͍͒̃ǐ̴̢̲͝n̵̨͍̓͌̒,̸̟͔͐ ̸̯̎̚w̷̲̽̕͝ò̶̡͇̅n̵̫̯͇͂͗̆d̴͈̊ę̶͋ͅr̸̭̒ ̶̛̥̽w̵̛̬͍͕͌̑ĥ̷̰̱̤͐̉o̴͕͒̒͋ ̵̰̗̙͊̈́i̶̙͙̇t̷̝̯̜́́͂ ̶̖͇̄̆ḯ̶̜͓͍͊s̵̱̽̑͝ ̶̘͝t̴̘̳̗̅̋̚h̴̫̄͌̕ị̶͖̯́̄͆ș̷̺̙̑̔ ̴͍͂t̴̯̪̒̉͘į̷̃̚m̶̦͗̉ë̷̱̜͕́͘͝.̶̧͉̗͊̐́"̵̫̓̄͝)̴̲̪̒

*Meanwhile above the shoreline of █̷̹͚͉̣̿͆̐̋̚͝█̶̨͕͈̫̃̀█̵͓̙̏█̶̬͉͋͐█̵̛͎̤̃̏̆̄█̶̘́̌͝█̷͚̱͔̃̓͗͛̉█̴̭̞̪͕̥̆́̎̓ ̴͍͒̀̄͝█̷͎̰̌͒͊̈̚█̸̯̣̬̥̖̀̆͛͗̆█̷̻̱̭̑█̴̫̙̗̃̀̉̀̈͠█̵͈̀̽̍́̂̕█̶̬̹̫̜̿͗́͆̐͌ͅͅ . . . A Nintendo character in another ████████ game?*

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❝ Understandable. If you see anyone heavily resembling me, you will be in for a surprise. ❞
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❝ And why is that? ❞
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❝ Yes…? Are you in need of anything? ❞
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"Sir Meta Knight? Then your safety is all but guaranteed with him as your chaperone!"

*He took a small sip from his cup of tea before setting it down once more.*

"You know, Queen Sectonia excels at swordfighting too... I almost wish she could tag along once in a while."

traveling by your lonesome?"

"Kuhu~! The feeling's mutual, my friend."

*He swiftly grabs cup of tea.*

"I'll have you know that are going smoothly for me!"

*There was a short pause, in which he sets down the cup.*

"...Aside from that one trip me and the Sectra Dees took up to Dyna Blade's Nest, where I nearly lost an eye."

"Aww, did I startle you? Kuhuhu~!"

*He immediately puts a stop to Sailor's attempt, raising three index fingers in the same motion.*

"Do not apologize Sailor! For I too am still getting adjusted to non-hostile encounters in Dream Land..."