Res[sica]
@subnomnomnom.bsky.social
Labor & Employment Law. Golf. Mom to Nugget & Bubba. Keeper of Sadie and her squishy highness.
Retired litigator. In-house counsel. Coastal grandmother. Nap dresses. Rosé. Normal Swiftie. Moderately unhinged. Predictably basic. Almost always insufferable.
Retired litigator. In-house counsel. Coastal grandmother. Nap dresses. Rosé. Normal Swiftie. Moderately unhinged. Predictably basic. Almost always insufferable.
Think I’ll go shut my head in a door 6 or 7 times.
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Think I’ll go shut my head in a door 6 or 7 times.
Has anyone successfully found the perfect NA dirty martini?? It was my best friend’s favorite and she’s been sober 18 years and hasn’t ever found an NA replacement for it and I’d love to surprise her this weekend at our Christmas party
December 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Has anyone successfully found the perfect NA dirty martini?? It was my best friend’s favorite and she’s been sober 18 years and hasn’t ever found an NA replacement for it and I’d love to surprise her this weekend at our Christmas party
My best friend’s 9 yo daughter/nug’s best friend prepared a speech she gave at thanksgiving in lieu of the blessing or saying grace about how the pilgrims were awful to the native Americans and we have reduced their identity to one holiday etc. and basically the kids are amazing.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My best friend’s 9 yo daughter/nug’s best friend prepared a speech she gave at thanksgiving in lieu of the blessing or saying grace about how the pilgrims were awful to the native Americans and we have reduced their identity to one holiday etc. and basically the kids are amazing.
Nothing I have to say is socially acceptable or politically correct by any corner of the spectrum.
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Nothing I have to say is socially acceptable or politically correct by any corner of the spectrum.
You might have wondered how 2025 could get any worse.
October 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You might have wondered how 2025 could get any worse.
Hepatitas
Pregnant Women, DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I WOULDN'T BE TAKING HEALTH ADVICE FROM AN OLD, WHITE PERVERT WHO ASSOCIATED WITH A KNOWN SEX OFFENDER (EPSTEIN!), IS AN ADJUDICATED SEXUAL PREDATOR WHO ONCE GLOATED ABOUT GRABBING WOMEN BY THEIR GENITALS AND EVEN FANTACIZED ABOUT DATING HIS OWN DAUGHTER!
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hepatitas
I feel like this is probably bad and mean but a very shallow observation: these are the ugliest most deformed humans. I swear not a one of them is ever moderately attractive or even human presenting.
NEW: CU Boulder sophomore Nathaniel Ellis has been identified as a member of the white supremacist groups Patriot Front and Active Club.
Nathan is on the Executive Board for CU Boulder's Turning Point USA Chapter.
Read the full report: frontrangeantifa.noblogs.org/nathan-ellis/
Nathan is on the Executive Board for CU Boulder's Turning Point USA Chapter.
Read the full report: frontrangeantifa.noblogs.org/nathan-ellis/
October 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I feel like this is probably bad and mean but a very shallow observation: these are the ugliest most deformed humans. I swear not a one of them is ever moderately attractive or even human presenting.
Finding champagne at Oktoberfest is a personal achievement.
October 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Finding champagne at Oktoberfest is a personal achievement.
Flying through Chicago during a shutdown and this shitshow administration is next level travel hell. We are not great again.
October 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Flying through Chicago during a shutdown and this shitshow administration is next level travel hell. We are not great again.
From now on I shall only pledge allegiance to the vibes
October 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
From now on I shall only pledge allegiance to the vibes
Just finished like it never was by faith gardner and what just happened. I have no concept of what’s real and what’s not anymore.
September 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Just finished like it never was by faith gardner and what just happened. I have no concept of what’s real and what’s not anymore.
Why is the Clemson male tiger #1 and the female is 1/2 🧐🧐🧐🧐
August 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Why is the Clemson male tiger #1 and the female is 1/2 🧐🧐🧐🧐
Why are we late? Oh just trying to negotiate with my 4 year old over whether snow boots are appropriate for a pool party
August 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Why are we late? Oh just trying to negotiate with my 4 year old over whether snow boots are appropriate for a pool party
Sorry I can’t talk Magi just died in fern gully
August 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Sorry I can’t talk Magi just died in fern gully
Sometimes you just gotta make biscuits and sausage and cheese grits and eggs for dinner
August 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Sometimes you just gotta make biscuits and sausage and cheese grits and eggs for dinner
Life of a showgirl
August 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Life of a showgirl
My friends are already sick of my Taylor swift induced mania
August 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My friends are already sick of my Taylor swift induced mania
Taylor I’m so tired 35 min to checkout? I mean yes I’ll wait but 😭😭😭
August 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Taylor I’m so tired 35 min to checkout? I mean yes I’ll wait but 😭😭😭
Did I set an alarm to get up for the end of the countdown? Yes. Am I unhinged? Also yes but that’s not why we’re here.
August 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Did I set an alarm to get up for the end of the countdown? Yes. Am I unhinged? Also yes but that’s not why we’re here.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU WEARING ORANGE?!
Been Ready For It since the day we first met at the iHeart Awards
August 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
WHAT DO YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU WEARING ORANGE?!
Annnnndddd taco 😂😂😂
August 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Annnnndddd taco 😂😂😂
Gonna try so hard to stick to a rough meal plan for back to school to ease/reduce grocery shopping and help my sanity. Just spent $50 at Aldi and $75 at Trader Joe’s and I have meals for all 4 of us for the entire week plus lunches.
August 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Gonna try so hard to stick to a rough meal plan for back to school to ease/reduce grocery shopping and help my sanity. Just spent $50 at Aldi and $75 at Trader Joe’s and I have meals for all 4 of us for the entire week plus lunches.