and check engine light comes on- Top Dead Center Sensor stopped responding.
Not great
not terrible

but lmfao

i went the fuck to bed xD

my last delivery i step in dog shit and nearly slip

sucks but whatever

get in my car and the weather stripping around the sunroof is failing (80s car. bound to happen) so it rained in my car
defroster isn't working to clear the condensation

thats fine

my next side street has construction on it- mud

its <fresh> dirt though. and on auto pilot i pulled up to one of the boxes
and got stuck in 8 inches of mud lmfao

i lose 45 minutes there before a neighbor with a truck pulled me out before the tow truck arrived

that's fine

day goes on

I load up my messenger bag and set it inside the van so i can grab something from up front

and..

bag falls into the gutter and fills with water
soaking the street's mail and fucking up the barcodes on parcels not to mention now I'm soaked from the wet canvas against my body

ahahahaha <3

ahahahahaha

brotherrrrr

i forgot how many puns and references we baked into thisss LMFAO