You missed out Shetland
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Chaps! I have a Lidl pair somewhere

Rain legs

Councils, government agencies, anyone with a shred of decency

But where will I park?

Full many a gem of purest ray serene the dark unfathomable caves of ocean bear:
Full many a flower is born to blush unseen and waste its sweetness on the desert air

You'd think

Dreicher than this pic suggests

Lovely Narcissi available by post from the Isles of Scilly, delicate scent and golden blooms sure brighten up December

Assaulted by drivist who got out of the car to punch me, witnessed by off duty police officer, number plate on camera...'yeah, but we can't be sure who was driving, and as it's a motoring offence...'

Cyclist to blame innit? Unanimous verdict ffs.

And be kind to yourself

Tourist Board film? Anyway, my pal's granny lived in Killearn Street and we thought it was sophisticated.

When I was a student at Strathclyde, upon the occasion of a lecture being cancelled I suggested a visit to the Cathedral to my peers...stunned silence...then 'the what?'. I pointed out we were on Cathedral Street and that old building over there...is the Cathedral

At least Guadalajara won't do...